Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffI Like Big ButterfingersDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.3K views Apr 2010A man performs a playful rap parody praising Butterfinger bars while warning others not to touch his candy in this mock commercial. Show transcript0:00Oh my God, Becky, look at that. It's freaking hot.0:06It's sweet. It's ginormous. It's hulking huge. It's so chocolatey.0:13I like big butterfingers, and I cannot lie, and you sisters can't deny that when you pull that yellow wrapper back, you slip into a snack attack.0:21You like it big, so the flavor don't stop. It's looking like a chocolate block.0:26Behind the badge he's wearing, and I know y'all can't stop staring.0:29She wanna take it, so face it, so bad little mama can taste it.0:33Watch yourself with Eric's Xstrata. This ship is giving up nada.0:37So ladies, if you about it, then let me hear you shout it.0:41I wanna lay a finger on your butterfinger.0:44Nobody's gonna lay a finger on my butterfinger.0:47I like big butterfingers, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.0:51Roll 'em large, I can barely fit it. I don't quit it, but you know you want to hit it.0:55But oh, this chick is sassy, breaking with a purse-sized lassy.0:59Ooh, aren't you cute? I bet you'd like to get a little taste of this.1:04Mm. Mm, lick them fingers so sweet and the taste still lingers.1:08Come and get it, boy.1:09She'll pop that thing to the left and toss you, shake back to the right, and she lost you.1:13We got it back.1:14No, no, come on, can't have it. Nobody's gonna lay a finger on my butter finger, okay?1:20So fellas, fellas, do you really want to go big? You're messing with the wrong man's ball, who's been known to crush cats with cars.1:28He's lean, he's mean, some say he even turns green with envy if you touch his stash, hands off or you're gonna get mashed.1:36You won't like me while I'm angry.1:39So ladies, ladies, them other bars can't compete.1:42Hell yeah.1:43Know you like to get down, spread that chocolate all around, but he ain't gonna let you take it.1:48Your finger's pretty, but he just might break it. You're better off stealing your candy from a baby, because this hooked up fella is crazy.1:54Nobody gonna lay a finger on my butterfinger.2:05This message brought to you by2:06the2:07Butterfinger Defense League, making sure that nobody's gonna lay a finger on your Butterfinger.
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