1.4K views Jan 2009
Watch a woman try to recount the Star Wars trilogy from memory, mixing up characters and plot points as she describes Luke, Han Solo, Darth Vader, and the Ewoks.
0:05 Well, I mean, I've seen bits of it. 0:10 Do you think that you could recreate the plot for me? 0:12 Sure. 0:13 Okay, go for it. 0:15 So it starts out, and there's the scrolling words, and it's like the planet's really bad now because of the dark side, and there's this new bad guy in town, and he's Darth Vader. 0:29 The his puppet master is the counselor or the... 0:36 what is his name? He's got, he's got white face. And they're going around the galaxy and, and they're killing people and they're killing Jedis and stuff. 0:44 They go to the farm because, like, Luke is a farmer on some planet. 0:49 He's about to get killed or something, so Obi-Wan has to save him, and then they go to this different planet, and then there's C-3PO and R2-D2, and they've got a message from Princess Leia. 1:03 The Jedis are her last hope. Han Solo and Chewie get hired to go save her, but they don't in in the first movie that comes later that they save her. 1:14 This is a different movie now, and now it's a cliffhanger. It doesn't matter. 1:18 It ends because the other one just picks up right where it left off. 1:22 They go to the bar planet, and Princess Leia is there in her little golden suit. 1:28 They kill Jabba the Hutt. They get away, and they go to this planet full of the 1:35 brown Muppets. Oh, what are they called? 1:37 Ewoks? 1:38 Right, and it's getting taken over and stuff by big robots, and they have to kill the big robots, and Chewie's there, and he's like a deformed Ewok or something. 1:50 Guess who looks just like him? He looks just like him, and so he has, except for like 3 times bigger, but he has to help him, and then they do, and then Luke blows up the Death Star with the force because he's been training this whole time, 2:06 and he's getting pretty good. 2:10 Stop laughing at me. Lando Calrissian betrays them on the dark side, but I guess he feels bad about it, and he dies feeling bad about it. 2:19 And then Han Solo gets frozen with the stuff. The third movie, Yoda dies, and Obi-Wan dies too. 2:29 So Obi-Wan, Ghost Obi-Wan, and Ghost Yoda are together in the swamp, and Luke goes and talks to them because he's going to like the dark side or whatever, and they tell him to keep the faith and the force is strong and whatever. 2:42 He goes and they stop the emperor, they free Hans from the stuff. 2:48 Hans. 2:49 Solo. 2:50 Hans. 2:54 Hans Solo. 2:56 Han. 2:57 Solo. 2:57 Han Solo. 2:59 Hans, Han S. 3:00 H A N. 3:03 Right, whatever. They pull off the mask of Darth Vader, and it's a big crusty white guy, and he's dying and stuff, and Luke, I guess, feels bad, and at the very end, somebody is there to give them all awards. 3:19 Luke and Han kiss each other, and Chewie growls. 3:25 That's the movie. 3:26 That's the 3, that's the Star Wars trilogy. 3:29 Uh-huh. 3:30 Are you leaving anything out? 3:31 I don't think so. 3:33 Okay. 3:33 You blow up the Death Star, I said that, right? 3:35 Yeah. 3:35 That's important. 3:36 Yep. I think you're, I think you got it. I think that's it. 
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