Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSnatch Vs Star WarsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.5K views May 2009A Star Wars parody recasts Darth Vader and the rebels with dialogue and characters from Snatch, mixing space battles with gritty British crime banter. Show transcript0:01Lord Vader. Lord Vader.0:03Put a lead on her, Turkish, before she gets bitten. And you don't want to get bitten now, do you, sweetheart?0:10No.0:10Right. Now fuck off.0:27The Death Star plans are not in the main computer. Are you taking the piss?0:31We intercepted no transmissions. This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic mission.0:39You're not much good to me alive, are you?0:43He's a useless shite, that boy. Punish him for me, Errol.0:51Darth Vader, only you could be so bold.0:54And who might you be, sweetheart?0:56I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.0:59Pull your son out of my asshole. I'm going to be watching you, and I don't care where you go.1:04You can fuck off to Tibet, and I shall have men, nutters from Parkhurst dressed in Yeti suits up Everest with meat cleavers ready to chop your tarte fucking legs off.1:17I don't know what you're talking about.1:18Well, you fucking should, you soppy tart.1:21Feed up to the pigs, Errol.1:27Holding her is dangerous. Word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the rebellion in the Senate.1:32I don't care if he's Muhammad, Imad, Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.1:38She'll die before she'll tell you anything.1:40It can get you into a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. I shouldn't do so much of it.1:44Lord Vader?1:45Who the fuck's talking to you, boy?1:47No transmissions were made. An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting, but no life forms were born.1:52You're on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks.1:59Now fuck off.2:08Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader.2:14There's a campsite full of painters who might not think you're so fucking funny.2:18Not when they're putting out the flames on their children's backs.2:21Now get up and have a fucking fight.2:23Enough of this. Vader, release him.2:26Cunt.2:28This bickering is pointless.2:30Ah. Hey.2:36I've got a bare knuckle fight in a couple of days. I want to use the pikey.2:41The final checkout is completed. All systems are operational.2:45Goodie gumdrops.2:51What have you got to tell me that's so fucking important?2:54There's no one on board, sir. According to the log, the crew abandoned ship right after takeoff.2:58Good. That takes care of one little piggy. Now find me the silly sods who blagged the bookies.3:04Find them today.3:06Get me a scanning crew in here on the double. I want every part of this ship checked.3:17Give me a fucking tour.3:20Get us a cup of tea, would you, Errol?3:24Now, I know you come back here to open your safe, so now you can open it.3:39Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your presence.3:42And you fucking fringe. If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not.3:47You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.3:58He's going down in the fourth. Don't you worry about that.4:01He must not be allowed to escape.4:03Of course, fucking of course. I wasn't asking, I was telling.4:07You fucking prat.4:10Yes.4:11You fucking cunt.4:16Do you know what nemesis means?4:20A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a horrible cunt.4:32Me.4:37You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.4:46In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again, you fucking prat.4:55They go through bone like butter.5:02What the fuck are you two looking at?5:07If that's not worth a bet, I don't know what is.5:10My lord, there are so many uncharted settlements. It could be smugglers, it could...5:16You're gonna have to repeat that. 48 hours. After that, it's your family, and the pigs finish what the dogs don't do.5:30Talk to me, tell me.5:32My lord, the fleet has moved out of Lightspeed. Comscan has detected an energy field protecting an area of the sixth planet of the Hoth system.5:38Good. Go and put the kettle on.5:41Yes, my lord.5:42Now you have to forgive me.5:49Lord Vader, the fleet has moved out of Lightspeed, and we're preparing to...5:54You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam, I'll give you that. But I've got no time for grasses.6:00Feed up to the pigs, Errol.6:03Thank you, Lord Liam.6:05The moon with the rebel base will be in range in...6:07You've got to shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion.6:13You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sifting through pig shit, now do you?6:27As greedy as a pig.6:29Lord Vader, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing.6:33Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is it?6:36And it's not as if he's inconfucking spicuous now, is it?6:39Yes, my lord, we'll find them.6:41Now don't let me down.6:44You don't want to let me down, do you, boy?6:48I'll lose all command. Deploy the fleet.6:54You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.6:58Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into 6 pieces and pile it all together.7:04Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.7:08As you wish.7:09Lord Vader.7:10Oh, fuck me, your lady friend got a voice?7:12My lord, we have them.7:32Look me now, you fucker, won't you?7:37Lord Vader.7:39Shits himself when you put him in a ring, poke you with a stick, you watch his bullets grow.7:43Now go and put the kettle on. You take sugar.7:45No, thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough.7:51We count 30 rebel ships, Lord Vader, but they're so small they're evading our turbo lasers.7:55Oh, fuck me.7:56Well, come on, we got a fight to go to.8:02If you see the pikey or his girlfriend come out before me, shoot the bastards.8:25They go through bone like butter.
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