Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffStill Alive TypographyDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share5.6K views May 2009Kinetic typography for the Portal end credits song, Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton. Show transcript0:00This was a triumph.0:04I'm making a note here, huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.0:16Aperture Science.0:20We do what we must because we can.0:25For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.0:31But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake, and the science gets done, and you make a neat con for the people who are still alive.0:52I'm not even angry.0:56I'm being so sincere right now.1:01Even though you broke my heart and killed me1:08and tore me to pieces1:12and threw every piece into a fire.1:17As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you. Now these points of data make a beautiful line, and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.1:31So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.1:44Go hit.1:44Go ahead and leave me.1:48I think I'd prefer to stay inside.1:53Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.2:00Maybe Black Mesa.2:04That was a joke, ha ha, bad chance.2:09Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's science to do.2:19When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you. I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive.2:30And believe me, I am still alive. I'm doing science, and I'm still alive.2:38I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive. While you're dying, I'll be still alive.2:46And when you're dead, I will be still alive. Still alive.2:52Still alive.
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