Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffWhere Do Babies Come FromDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Feb 2009A boy asks his father where babies come from, then peppers him with questions about adult topics, leaving Dad flustered and seeking help from Mom. Show transcript0:08Hey, daddy.0:10What is it, kiddo?0:11Where do babies come from?0:17Come here, son.0:25When a man and a woman love each other very much, they want to express that love in a physical way, and sometimes the product of that love is a beautiful little child like you.0:40Does that answer your question?0:41Yeah. Thanks, Dad.0:43Sure thing, kiddo.0:53Daddy?0:54Yes, what?0:56What's a threesome?0:58Hmm?0:59What's a threesome?1:00How do you know what a threesome is?1:01I don't, that's why I'm asking you.1:03Oh, right, okay.1:09When a man and a woman1:12and someone else love each other very much, they all want to express that love in a physical way.1:22I suppose the product of that love could conceivably be a beautiful child.1:27Huh. Okay.1:34What's oral sex?1:37When a man and a woman almost love each other very much, and probably will love each other very much very soon, they express whatever type of love that is in a physical way.1:48Where's your mother?1:49What?1:50One sec, let me just open a window.1:57What were you going to say?1:58What's anal sex?1:59Right, that's what I thought.2:02When a man and a woman love each other very, very much, they have anal sex.2:07Oh.2:08Or a man and a man.2:09Okay. What's a hand job?2:10When a woman kind of likes a man, she wants to express that liking in a physical way.2:16Babies never come from this.2:17What's masturbation?2:18When a man loves himself very much, and and nobody else does, he'll often pretend that a woman loves him very much, and yeah, that's masturbation, so there you go.2:27What's bondage?2:28When a man loves and a woman pretends to hate him very much, they tie each other up, uh, like a game.2:33Like tug of war?2:34Maybe.2:36What's premature ejaculation?2:37When a man loves a woman very much, very fast.2:39What's multiple orgasm?2:40When a man loves a woman very much, very well.2:42What's impotence?2:43Nothing, it's nothing!2:44What's a dirty Sanchez?2:45I don't know.2:45What's a Mexican handshake?2:47Ask your mother.2:47What's a donkey punch?2:48I have tried to be open and honest with you, but you are just too young for that.2:51Okay, what time is it?2:52I don't know! I- it's 8 o'clock, it's your bedtime.2:56Hey!2:56Hey!2:59Thanks for talking me down.3:00Sure thing, kiddo.3:01I love you very much.3:02Ah!3:04Oh, oh, hi. I love you too, son.3:15Honey!3:16Yes, dear?3:18What's a Mexican handshake?3:20It's when you love me very much in that upside down way with that strappy thing from the catalog my sister gave us.3:25Holy Toledo, ay caramba. Watch out, mommy, time to rumba!3:30I'm not in the mood.3:32Oh.
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