Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDavid Blaine Street MagicDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Apr 2010A street magician shrinks a man's car and belongings, sends his friend to dinosaur times, and leaves the two complaining to a police officer. Show transcript0:06All right, these guys.0:08Hey, fellas.0:09Yeah.0:09Hey, I'm taping a street magic special. You want to see some magic?0:14Hell to the no.0:15Hell no! We filed a restraining order against your demon ass, so you know what?0:18I'm calling the police right now.0:20Ha ha.0:20Here we go.0:21Yeah, yeah. Keep talking to us, David Blaine. Keep effing with us, because guess what?0:25It's illegal. It's literally illegal.0:28Thank you. Thank you. Okay, they had a squad car very close, so OK, they're on their way.0:32Ha ha, David Blaine.0:33Ha ha.0:34Hey,0:34On their way.0:35What kind of car do you drive?0:36Uh, I drive a black Honda. Big whoop.0:38Big whoop.0:39Black Honda, interesting. Is it compact?0:42Compact? I don't know, look for yourself. What the F?0:45Where, where is it?0:46You stole my car! My car is gone!0:48No, it's not. Look closer.0:50What are you talking ab-?0:52He shrunk your effing car!0:54What the eff?0:54He shrunk your effing c- there's things, you shrunk my Honda, you bitch!0:58There's things in there.0:59My jeans are in here.1:01Great, great, my favorite hat. Okay, it's Barbie size now. How am I supposed to wear that?1:06Okay, you know what? No, you're so going to jail. Give me this.1:10Evidence, evidence.1:12All my stuff.1:13Evidence.1:14Abercrombie jeans, they're distressed.1:15Where are the police?1:1770 dollars with all my CDs, John Mayer, Carrie Underwood.1:20He's still going to jail.1:20Com Millionaire, you shrunk Com Millionaire, Com Millionaire.1:24You know what? You know what? I hope Criss Angel finds you and beats your ass.1:28Evan! He enlarged the car while I was holding it.1:32What the hell?1:33I could have died.1:34Are you OK?1:35Yes, yes. Wait, my hat is back though.1:37OK.1:38My hat is back.1:38Oh, thanks, David Blaine. Thanks. You enlarged his hat, but my Abercrombies and my CDs are still Barbie size.1:45Doesn't fit right.1:45Thank you. You know what?1:46Doesn't.1:46I hate you. I don't want to see you, David Blaine. I want to see your face.1:50Okay, you know what? I'll tell you what. All you have to do is stand under this sheet.1:54I'll count to 3.1:54No.1:54And you won't see me again.1:56I won't see you again?1:57No.1:57Oh, guess what?1:58No.1:59Guess what? I like the sound of that. That's the best trick I've ever heard in the history of your bitch-ass trick.2:04Evan, no, be careful under there. I don't trust this one, please.2:08Okay.2:08This is so dumb.2:091,2:10I'm under a sheet.2:102,2:103.2:11Big whoop.2:13Evan? Did you Barbie size him? Evan, where are you? Did he shrink you Barbie size?2:19What, did you shrink him?2:20No.2:21Where is he? You disappeared, Evan, somewhere. Bring my friend back now, David Blaine.2:25Okay. What?2:27What?2:29What the F?2:30Peter?2:31What was that, Evan?2:32Where am I?2:33I heard something somewhere.2:34Peter!2:35Evan!2:36Peter!2:37Evan?2:37Peter!2:38You messed him up! You messed him up!2:41Peter!2:41Come here, come here. What happened?2:43I was in dinosaur times.2:45What? Why, you were only gone for like 10 seconds.2:48Well, I spent a week in dinosaur times, okay? Like 5 days, 4 nights, like eating berries and fucking fighting dinosaurs.2:56Did you get to ride any?2:58No, I didn't get to ride any! Was this the land before time with Littlefoot and shit?3:02It was like Jurassic Park, you demon!3:04He didn't even get to ride any.3:06Peter, look at your head right now.3:07What?3:09You half-sized it now. Stop changing the size of my head!3:13You demon!3:14Police, police!3:16Yeah, yeah.3:16Great.3:17Hi, hi, hi.3:18Let's shut that camera off.3:19No, excuse me, officer, um,3:21Arrest him.3:22We have a restraining order against him.3:23Arrest his ass.3:24He shrunk my CDs.3:25Yep, yep.3:26Okay, all right, just calm down. What's the problem over here now?3:29Okay, he enlarged a car while I was holding it, and he keeps changing the size of his hand.3:34All right, very well.3:35Toddler size now. Fat baby maybe, but bit perfect.3:39All right, sir, if I get you to stand up against that wall.3:42Of course, officer.3:42Go.3:43Can you please arrest him or something? He sent me to dinosaur times.3:46I could have died. I like, I wanted to eat, so I stole an egg from a mommy dinosaur, and then that dinosaur chased me, and a volcano went off and shit.3:56And he didn't even get to ride any. He didn't get to ride any.3:59I understand.3:59They were bad ones.3:59Just slow down.4:01Okay.4:01Let me get your names.4:03My name's Evan Ferguson, F-E-R-G-U-S-O-N.4:07Peter Pezinski, P-E-S-Z-Y-N-S-K-I.4:11He got it, he got it.4:11Russian Polish.4:12Can you please arrest him forever4:13Yes.4:14or put him in jail or something, because he's ruining our lives.4:16He's ruining our effing lives.4:18Okay? Please.4:19All right. I'll see what I can do.4:22What the4:23What the4:23F! F!4:25I'm not, I'm not signing a release.4:27In the car.4:28I'm not signing a release.4:39You shrunk my heart, you bitch!
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