Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThe Dinner PartyDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Jan 2009At dinner with new neighbors, a husband’s suspicious calls and rope-and-sack business cause awkward interruptions and arguments with his wife. Show transcript0:01I thought it was chill just right.0:03Sorry I'm late. Old man McElroy's a real ball breaker. I had to go over there in person.0:09This was tonight.0:10This was tonight.0:11I am so sorry, folks. I completely forgot.0:14Your wife has been showing us a lovely time.0:16Not too lovely, I hope.0:20I, I don't understand what that means.0:23Really?0:23Uh, we were just so excited to meet the new neighbors. You guys are pretty hard to pin down.0:27Don't I know it.0:28Ah, speak of the devil. McElroy again.0:32Here, we we have guests.0:34And I apologize, but I really do have0:38Please, please, we don't stand on courtesy.0:40Thank you. I trust you've made a decision.0:43He is always doing this. Oh, you know what? He always brings his work.0:49Mr. McElroy, this is not a negotiation.0:52What is it that your husband does?0:555 million in unmarked0:56Why don't you ask him? Reggie.0:59Well, if you ever want to see her alive again, then you should do as I ask.1:04Moms, you know, sometimes you just gotta cut the cord, right?1:11Uh, Mr. Potter was asking what it is that you do for a living.1:16Right, um, I work with tape, ropes, ether, that sort of, uh, large sacks are a big seller, especially this time of year.1:27Uh, I guess you could say that I am a seller and purveyor of ropes and sacks.1:32Wow. And that was your mother?1:36Yes.1:37She's giving you 5 million dollars?1:39Yeah. Right, yes, honey, um, looks like mom's gonna come through with that loan after all, so, uh, we can get that weather stripping we wanted.1:50Why don't you tell them about the voice box?1:52I think that they'd find that quite boring, don't you?1:54Oh no, I love gadgets. It's a little hobby of mine.1:58Right, okay.2:01This is a device which lowers my voice for, um, to talk to my mom on the phone.2:09She's hard of hearing, you know, she won't wear a, the pride of that generation.2:13Are you doing all right, honey?2:14Oh, I'm fine. I just wish that you wouldn't bring this to the table, as I've asked many times.2:19It was in my pocket. I forgot. Jesus.2:25Happy?2:27Would you excuse me? I forgot the rolls.2:32Brenda.2:35Your mother sounds, uh, uh, mannish.2:39She smokes.2:40And you call her Mr. McElroy?2:44Sometimes.2:48Excuse me.2:51I trust you've come to your senses.2:53We need to leave.2:54I haven't gotten my roll yet.2:55He is obviously a2:57Every second that you wits, little Sarah gets closer and closer to our pool, and I will be darned if I keep pulling your leaves out of my filter every day.3:06What are you talking about?3:07Miss Gunderson from across the way, I cannot believe that.3:12Don't lie to me.3:14You know, maybe we should go. It's been kind of a long night.3:17What do you want from me, huh? I mean, you want me to stop selling ropes and sacks, is that it?3:23Because those ropes and sacks pay for this house.3:26Maybe if you weren't so busy selling ropes and and and and sacks, you would realize that I, I want a baby.3:33Okay, this again. You want a baby? I'll get you a baby.3:37That is not what I mean.3:39What do you mean?3:46Do not answer that.3:49Hello? Uh, hello.3:51Yes, I have the money. I'll do what you want. I can bring it tomorrow.3:59Hello?4:02Hello?4:02It's just such a big opportunity. I'm sorry, you know how I get.4:07Sweetie?4:10Is that, is that you?4:11How did I get so lucky?4:12Sweetie, has he hurt you? Daddy loves you.4:25You know what, folks, this has been great, but I think we need some time alone.4:29Feel free to stay as late as you want. Oh, uh, if anyone calls for me, just tell them that it's too late, and, um, they'll never find the body.4:37They should know what you mean.4:41What do you suppose that was about?4:46Listen, buddy, got some bad news.4:51Huh. I don't even know who you are.
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