Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBathroom Pep TalkDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Jun 2009A man practices a pickup line in the bathroom, then gets drawn into a jealous confrontation that ends with an unexpected vampire reveal. Show transcript0:13Oh.0:16No.0:18You can do it. You can do it. It's just a simple...0:23Hi, I'm Brian.0:27Well, hi, Brian. You look great tonight.0:30Oh, you are so sweet.0:34Do you want to get dinner sometime? My boyfriend's here.0:37What?0:37What is going on here?0:39Nothing.0:40Shut up, Brian.0:41We were just talking.0:42Baloney. Did you touch her butt?0:44What?0:45Did you touch her butt?0:46No, I would never.0:47Never?0:47I am gonna punch you in the face.0:49Don't punch me in the face.0:50I am gonna punch you in the face.0:52Don't punch me in the face.0:53I am gonna punch you in the face.0:54Don't punch me in the face.0:55I am not gonna punch you in the face.0:57You punch me in the face. What?1:01Oh my God!1:02I saw that. I saw that. I know this jealous motherfucker did not just hit another one of your friends.1:09Stay out of this, Nikel. I will not allow your boo to treat you this way.1:13But you will allow Trevor Corsovery to fart on your hand. He showed me the videotape.1:17You're a slut.1:18I will take your jaw, and I will make you bite a curb, and then I will hippity hop all over the back of your skull like Michigan J.1:26Frog.1:27Weird reference.1:28Say goodbye to your bitch, Brianne.1:29Brianne.1:30We are leaving. We are leaving.1:31Brianne.1:32You dirty motherfucker, you are gonna get got.1:34I'd love that.1:35I am gonna take you out back.1:37With Brianne.1:37I'm gonna do some things to your mama. God bless you.1:40Brianne, I'll meet you on the backside of a spoon.1:42Brianne, you stay away from my spoon.1:48Oh man. Brian.1:52Oh, hey, great. You don't have a reflection. Me neither. Family.1:58No, no, no, I, I have a... I'm not one of you people.2:01What do you mean you2:03Vampires.
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