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A couple praises their perfect life while doing yard work, but their sweet talk turns into a petty argument over an open door, flowers, a beard, and a shirt.
Show transcript0:03 Oh, darling, I love the outdoors. 0:06 Oh, sweetheart, I love this fresh air. 0:08 I love you so much. You know what I'm gonna do today? I'm gonna do all this yard work for you. 0:14 That would be wonderful, darling. I will also help out. 0:19 You know what? There is nothing like doing yard work next to my beautiful princess. 0:24 And I love watching my perfect husband work while I work. 0:33 Weeding is fun when I know it makes my baby smile. 0:36 Well, the smiles are overflowing because of you, my darling. 0:40 You are so good to me. I'm gonna run inside and get us some apple juice, okay? 0:45 Okay, Snooki Bear. 0:46 Okay. That looks amazing, by the way. 0:57 Here we go, angel. 0:59 Wonderful. We really are the perfect couple. 1:03 We really do have the perfect life. 1:09 What's wrong with you? 1:12 What's the matter, honey? 1:13 Do we live in a barn? You left the door open. 1:16 Well, excuse me, I was so excited to get back to you that I forgot to close it. 1:21 You forget everything! I don't even know why I put up with you! 1:24 You know what, lemon honeybee? I hate doing yard work, and I hate these stupid, ugly, stinky flowers that you put in the freaking ground. 1:37 You know what I hate? I hate your beard! 1:42 You said it kept you warm at night. 1:44 All it does is give me a rash so I have to kiss around that animal on your face. 1:48 Well, excuse me! You know what else I hate? 1:52 What? That I'm better than you? 1:54 No! I hate the stupid ugly shirt you bought me.