Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThings I HateDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share4.4K views Apr 2010A man lists various pet peeves, from skinny jeans to chirping birds in the morning. Show transcript0:00I hate when guys wear skinny jeans. I hate when people drink directly out of a carton.0:04Like, if I'm in the house with you and we're sitting up here sharing this motherfucking milk, why the fuck do you think you just put your mouth all up on it and just, just drink the shit as the...0:11What the fuck are you doing? I hate when I'm on Chatroulette and I'm trying to connect with somebody and all I see is penis.0:17I hate when you go buy a movie like I did. I got Sorority Row, and then they have it in this stupid ass cover.0:23What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? What the fuck do I need all this extra shit for?0:27I don't need this. Don't give me this. You just wasting fucking trees and shit all over this fucking movie.0:31I just want this and the motherfucking disc. What the fuck do...0:37I only meant to throw the first one. I hate when people get Chinese food and they talk about they're going to the Chinaman.0:42What the fuck is the Chinaman? I hate when you're driving and bitches don't use a turn signal, and so you have to slam on your brakes when you realize they're about to slow their motherfucking asses down and take a turn,0:51as though it's not the law. I really hate when I go to a restaurant and there's like a couple and they sit on the same side.0:58Not that, like, I don't know why that bothers me, but it does.1:01Like, you're not waiting for anybody. You guys are just sitting there eating.1:04That is just awkward, and I don't want to do that with anybody if I'm dating them.1:07If I want you, like, I know, I know we're together. You don't need to sit right by me while I eat my food.1:12That's just awkward. I have no elbow room, and we just look stupid as hell if there's nobody sitting on the other side.1:17What the fuck? I hate when I'm in class and the teacher has just explained something and everybody asks the exact same question that they just answered.1:25We were in class the other day, and our teacher was talking about this geology field trip we're about to take, and he was like, meet in front of Jesse Hall, blah, blah, blah, at 11,1:32whatever the fuck time. And this girl raises her hand and she's like, where do we meet?1:36What time? Listen, bitch. I really hate when people get into a fight and they start clapping their hands like this, and they think that that's going to do something for somebody, and they think that this is helping them make their point.1:48What the fuck are you doing? What is this adding to your statement?1:53Absolutely nothing. So stop clapping. You're not at fucking Broadway.1:56I hate when people give me a card for my birthday that sings to me, because that shit is not cute.2:01I hate when you send a text message, like a long ass text message, and then somebody replies with like one word, and then you don't text them back, and then you see them later and they're like,2:09why didn't you text me back? What the fuck am I supposed to reply to LOL?2:12I hate fucking birds. They're fucking loud as hell, they're always up early, just chirping all over the damn place as though the rest of the world is not trying to sleep.2:21Take your ass back to your tree and shut the fuck up.
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