2.1K views May 2009
A woman sings about repeatedly feeling sick around unwanted advances, awkward encounters at yoga, and other everyday annoyances in a comic music video.
0:03 Douchebags all across the club, ladies night straight popping the bub. 0:07 Soccer eyes right above his drink, cheese stick style with a shooting wink. 0:11 Snatch the ring from its hiding place, flip the bird right in your face. 0:15 Leave the bar to escape your glance, cross the room, now it's time to dance. 0:19 You sneak behind, don't mind, I guess, until your dongs on my cocktail dress. 0:23 Cold as ice, yet you advance and say you might jizz in your pants, and I puke in my mouth. 0:28 Swallow it back, I need some room. Plus, I said I've got a groom. 0:32 I turn away, you start to pout, and I 0:34 You in my mouth. 0:36 You ruined my night, esophagus hurts. Take a hint, I'm not here to flirt. 0:40 Round up the girls, it's time to bounce. Now I'll go brush my teeth. 0:44 I'm 15 late for my yoga class. Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass. 0:48 Find a spot, last in the room. Focus, breathe, now it's time to own. 0:52 That's when I noticed this dude behind me, quite a big smell for my guy so tiny, pit stained t-shirt drenched in sweat, old face grin, bad as it gets. 0:59 He made a grunt, then his body turned, soft as shorts to his inner thigh perm, and I puked in my mouth, upside down so it's even worse. 1:07 Son of Shiva, what a curly curse. Help me, please, I could use a towel because I puked in my mouth. 1:13 Why are there dudes up in yoga class, nonchalant looking at my chest? 1:17 Please stop staring when I'm on my knees, plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris. 1:20 Last week I was on a site, as I recall it was a Facebook site, in my bed with a piece of toast, checked my wall and saw your post, and I puked in my mouth. 1:30 Soaking in the tub like a fucking queen, need to relax, need to feel the steam, a bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I. 1:36 Puked in my mouth. 1:37 The next day I put on jeans and 1:40 Puked in my mouth. 1:42 Open the fridge, a fruit rolled out, I puked in my mouth. When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyrie, I puked in my mouth. 1:49 Drink kombucha, puked in my mouth. I just fell puked in my mouth. 1:54 Seriously, ladies, I think I'm gonna be sick. 1:57 I puke right in my mouth every time you're next to me, and when you speak your game, it's like a train wreck to me. 2:05 You're such a royal bitch, I don't know why you septomy. Go get a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy. 2:12 Because I puke in my mouth. 2:14 I puke in my mouth, I puke in my mouth. There's a puke in my mouth, there's a puke in my mouth. 2:18 Puke in my mouth. 2:20 I puke in my mouth, I puke in my mouth. 
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