Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffTough Guy Freaks Out About A BugDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Dec 2008Shot City panics over a large bug on his wall, then uses a crutch to kill it and wipes away the mark before inspecting his catch. Show transcript0:05Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your boy Shot City. Hey, look, I'm gonna tell y'all on the real.0:10I don't like bugs, I don't fuck with bugs. This motherfucker bug is, I- I came in the crib, this motherfucker big as hell.0:16Look at this hole, that motherfucker moving. Yo, I'm telling you, I- I know I'm a grown ass man, I know I grew up in the hood and shit and- and all that, but I'm gonna tell you right,0:24I would rather a nigga come up in here with a gun than drop a- a motherfucker.0:28Look at this shit. What is that? What is, if you know bugs, what the fuck is that?0:34What the fu- and it's moving. Oh shit, this motherfucker, okay.0:38All right. Uh, fuck, I gotta kill this motherfucker. Hold on.0:40How do I have a bug in my crib and it's 2 degrees outside? Holy shit.0:46Okay. This, okay, all right, just chill. I, maybe I'm overreacting.0:50I'm gonna kill this nigga with my crutch. I still got that crutch from when I sprained my ankle.0:54Hold on.0:57Shit. Okay, I gotta, I gotta aim this motherfucker. See, I want to make sure I get him on the first time, because I know he gonna fly at me and shit.1:04Hold on, here we go. One. Hold on. Damn, I'm nervous.1:09I'm sorry, I feel like if I miss this motherfucker, he gonna come at me.1:14Okay, here we go.1:22Just calm down, dude. Be- you know what? Wait, should I, should I kill him with this side, or should I kill him with the handles?1:28I- I'm gonna kill him with this one. I'm gonna kill him with this one.1:30Here we go. Damn, I'm gonna fuck my walls up. 1...1:362. Hold on, fuck this, fuck this, hold on. I- I- I gotta get, I gotta get my tripod out 'cause I'm too, I can't hold the camera and kill this nigga at the same time.1:43Hold on. Okay, I got my tripod out. Holy shit. Okay, okay. Hold on, let me1:50get my tripod ready, though. Holy shit, I can't, I can't kill the nigga and then, and then hold on to the camera at the same time, dude.1:56This shit is scary as hell. Okay, I got my tripod out. Here we go.2:01I'm gonna kill this motherfucker. I, you know what? I hate, I can't stand these motherfucking bugs, man.2:06That's, you know what? In real talk, that's the one thing I don't like living in the suburbs.2:10In the hood, all you got is roaches. I can deal with a roach.2:14I'm cool with roaches. I know roaches. In the suburbs, these motherfuckers be having fucking praying mantises.2:20This, look at this shit. That motherfucker look like a spider and a, and a praying mantis.2:25Oh, okay, here we go. You know what? Damn, wait a minute. I can't even kill him regular.2:30I, I gotta get like a, no, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. Here we go.2:35Shit. Oh shit! Okay, okay, stop. I'm gonna stop being a pussy.2:40I'm gonna stop being a pussy. Here we go, motherfucker. Nigga, you gonna die today, nigga.2:44Hold on, let me get one of my, um, Mr. uh, magic wipes out, 'cause I know I'm gonna, you gonna leave a mark.2:50And... Hell no! Oh, big old ugly looking motherfucker.2:57Okay, okay, I'm back. I'm back, I'm back. Okay, here we go. Here we go.3:03Nigga, you ain't gonna get me today, dude. Ooh, let me get a paper towel, 'cause I'm gonna have to clean them up too.3:07Shit. Hold on, let me get a paper towel. Hold on. Okay, here we go.3:12Okay, here we go. I'm ready with it. All right, I got my paper towel out.3:15I got my Mister, my Mister Magic Wipe, 'cause I know he gonna leave a m- a mark on my white wall.3:21Here we go. Nigga, you gonna die today. You, man, you came to the wrong motherfucking crib, dude.3:25You came to the wrong fucking crib.3:30Got that motherf- got that motherfucker. Got that motherfucker.3:34Where you at, nigga? Huh? Hmm? Come to my crib with that bullshit?3:39You'll die every time, nigga. You will die every motherfucking time.3:46Damn. Look at that shit. Come put a mark on my shit. Let me get my magic wipe out.3:51Okay, hold on, let me turn it around. Perfect. Perfect. You can't even tell I even killed nothing.3:57Damn. Okay, hold on.4:00Killed that motherfucker. I don't even know what that is. What is that?4:05What the fuck was that? Ugh. What the hell? Well, you a dead motherfucker now.4:12You shouldn't have came to my crib, dude. Somebody should have told you.4:14Shasiri, a killer, nigga. Hold on, hold on.4:17That's right. Well, I did, you know what, and I'm not even this type of dude.4:21I'm not a killer, I'm not a murderer, but what the hell is this?4:25It's not a roach 'cause his legs is too big, and they don't have roaches in the suburbs.4:31I killed that motherfucker though. Hold on.4:35What the hell?4:37Suburban life is stressful, man. Oh, let me sit down.4:43Oof. Okay, y'all know it's your boy Shot City. Shot City don't fuck with no bugs.4:51Holla, Shot City man.
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