Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffVictim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn BeckDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Nov 2009A satirical news report covers a fatal car accident involving a teenager, repeatedly stressing that the victim was not TV host Glenn Beck. Show transcript0:06Tragedy in the heartland today, as a 17-year-old honors student burned alive after being hit by an out-of-control speeding car.0:13A grisly death only TV host Glenn Beck could deserve. According to police, a car driving over 70 miles per hour in a 25 mile per hour zone struck young Rebecca Bunton as she was bicycling down a quiet street in Olathe,0:26Kansas, shattering her rib cage and not Glenn Beck's. Tragically pinning her legs, not his, to a retaining wall.0:33Calvin Dale lives just a few blocks from the scene of the accident.0:36I heard screaming, and I thought it was just someone doing an accurate impression of Glenn Beck talking normally, but then I saw the smoke.0:42EMT Craig Anton was first on the scene.0:45I jumped out of the ambulance and I ran to the wreckage to make sure that, uh, the victim was still breathing, or else was Glenn back.0:51At this impromptu vigil, friends said Rebecca was a lively girl with a bright future, a good friend who hated Glenn Beck and loved to dance.0:59She was just a normal kid. She wasn't some fat, dumb Mormon fuck face who should have drank herself to death when she had the chance.1:06She was so beautiful, she didn't even have little pig eyes.1:10Among those expressing their grief and confusion was the victim's mother.1:14There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child.1:20I would give anything for this to have happened to Glenn Beck instead.1:24Glenn Beck.1:26The terrible tragedy hits especially hard following the Rottweiler mauling of someone besides Glenn Beck in Milwaukee yesterday, and the revelation that Glenn Beck was not the man trampled to death at a street carnival in Rio de Janeiro Sunday.1:39Moving on, Reebok has introduced a line of full body sneakers.
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