Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffWhat To Say After You Kill A Bad GuyDula TVFunny videos since 200800Share1.7K views Oct 2008A mock company coaches an action hero on delivering memorable one-liners after shooting villains, offering increasingly absurd suggestions. Show transcript0:07You're too late, Donovan. The files have already been transferred.0:15Donovan!0:25Ha ha, now you're dead.0:41Seriously?0:42What?0:42That's the best you can do?0:45What did Thorax say right before he killed Donnaman's partner? What was it? What did he say? What?0:50Tell God I say hello.0:52Exactly.0:53Mm-hmm.0:53So why not shoot him in the knee and then say something like, tell the devil I say fuck you.1:01Wow.1:03And then you got like the smoke coming up, that's cool.1:05Wow, that- that's really good.1:08You like it?1:09I loved it.1:10It1:10Really?1:11gave me goosebumps. I'm Scarlett.1:15Has this ever happened to you? Well, sack up, honky tonk, 'cause now there's help. At One Liner Services, our operators are 100% committed to making you look fucking awesome.1:30Bullet for your thoughts.1:31I want you to run in, knock over his Christmas tree, and scream, death the halls.1:38Die! Then call him a son of a bitch.1:41That just made my dick wiggle. Let's see what a CIA agent thinks of our shit.1:46Really? Cool. Still not convinced, Honky Tonkerfen? Well, watch how we stack up to the leading competitor.2:04Hope you're not allergic to death.2:07Shazam!2:09I dance in an alley and I creep like a cat, shooting naughty doers just like.2:18Give us a call. Come on, we're like a family here, except for Jeff, he's half Asian and Korean or something. Let's see how that tonky hunk Donovan's doing now with our help.2:31Hey, punk, how's this for a one-liner? Clap on, clap off.2:49That was really great. Yeah. Can you hear the bells are ringing far, far away?3:27My dick's wiggling.
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