Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffWorst Rap Battle EverDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.4K views Sep 2008Two hopeful contestants compete in the second round of an amateur high school freestyle battle. Show transcript0:10Hey there, it's me again, your boy Marvel, and I'm back with round two of the Iron Mike Freestyle Battle.0:16We have two new contestants, sophomore Rael and your boy Eli from class of 2005.0:22We also have The Bus, Jonathan Hodges, J-Dub, Jeremy Walker, and Steven Jackson, Action Jackson.0:30Over, over at the judges table. Y'all already know the rules, so we ain't gonna waste no time on that, um, but look, y'all will have 45 seconds, and please stop when I tell you, or else you will be disqualified.0:42All right, let's get it going. We're gonna start things off with your boy right here, Envy.1:01Okay, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh, yo, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.1:08Yo, yo, the world's got you talking, cripple. My advice to Eli is to stop rapping, stick to walking, cripple.1:15Young cat freestyle so high, I've been up on the blocks, never selling rocks, but I still got what I got.1:21Squad up like little Weezy, get busy off the floor so you can say I'm off the hazy.1:26Anybody want it, they can get it. Never rap with a stutter. I'm so nice that I could have been marvelous, brother.1:32Get me right on the platter, round spatter, hitting cats off, average cat knocking them off.1:37Never with the gas, I run up on the strap. They like, Riel, you need to stop talking junk, but I gotta run up on a cat with the pump.1:44Yeah, man.1:56Up next, we have Eli1:59from the class of 2005. Let's go.2:07Yeah, I got one question, man. Tell me who next? This nigga salt like a nigga who just getting the best.2:13See, I'm the best, man. I did it.2:26All right.2:29All right.2:48Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I'm gonna let you know who the best by the hour.2:56This like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower. It ain't nothing to me, man.3:00I keep it for real. Look at this gentleman with dental the grill.3:05See, I'm the best. I told you that. This dude like that, he ran in front of the cat.3:11No, I messed up, but I'm gonna stay on top. They told me, man, but you know, I'm never gonna flop.3:17Look at this dude, he need to stay in the shade. Ain't no wonder why he came out.3:20He already in the gay parade. I told you, man, I got you roasted like ever.3:25You don't know, but my rhymes, they straight up clever. So you step down off the pedestal.3:31I'm the best man. You need to go to the fucking dental.3:36All right.3:39I said freaky.3:42All right.3:45Alicia. Mr. White Larry.3:47Alicia.3:48All right, as you can see, that was great. It had to be better than last time, but I'm still, I still got to go over to my judges to let, to let y'all know who won.3:58Over to you, the Godfather.4:01All right. That was a good freestyle battle, but you know what I'm saying?4:06I'm gonna have to give it to my vote. I'm gonna have to give it to Eli 'cause he really represented.4:10He stepped up, even though he messed up a couple times, he stepped up.4:14Oh, this your boy J-Dub, and um, I'm gonna have to go with my boy Emme 'cause he held it down.4:19He didn't have no mistakes, you know what I'm saying? He went straight off the brain, he held it down.4:22Let's go.4:24Yeah, this ain't 14, of course, but yeah, both of them did good, but I give it to Emme 'cause he did great.
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