Worst Rap Battle Ever

Iron Mic. Hey there, it's me again, your boy Marvo, and I'm back with round two of the Iron Mic freestyle battle. We have two new contestants, Southmoore's Rael and your boy Eli from class of 2005. We also have the bus, Jonathan Hodges, J-Dub, Jeremy Walker, and Stephen Jackson, Action Jackson, over at the judges table. Y'all already know the rules so we ain't going to waste no time on that. Look, y'all will have 45 seconds, please stop when I tell you or else you will be disqualified. All right, let's get it going. We going to start things off with your boy Rael, Envy. Let's go. Envy. Yo, uh, it's your boy Envy. Okay, uh, yeah. Uh, yeah, the word that's got you talking, cripple. My advice to Eli is to stop rapping, stick to walking, cripple. Young cat freestyle so high, I been up on the blocks, never selling rocks, but I still got what I got. I'm squatted up like little Weezy, get busy, off the floor so you can say I'm off the hazy. Anybody want it, they can get it, never rap with a stutter. I'm so nice that I told them, been marvelous brother. Get me right on the platter, round this fat head and cat soft, average cat knocking them off, never with the gas, I run up on the strap. They like Rael, you need to stop talking junk but I got to run up on a cat with the pump. Yeah man. Up next, we have Eli, from the class of 2005. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, I got one question, man. Tell me who next? This nigga salt like the nigga who's getting the best. See, I'm the best, man. I did it. I got one question, man. Tell me who next? This nigga salt like the nigga who's getting the best. See, I'm the best, man. I did it. Yeah, see, I'm a legend, know who the best, by the hour. This like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower. It ain't nothing to me, man. I keep it for real. Look at this dental man, with dental look grill. See, I'm the best. I told you that. This dude like that, he running from the cat. Now, I'm messed up, but I'm going to stay on top. They told me, man, but you know, I'm never going to flop. Look at this dude, he need to stay in the shade. Ain't no wonder why he came out. He already in a gay parade. I told you, man, I got you, roasted like ever. You don't know, but my rhymes, they stay straight up clever. So you step down off the pedestal. I'm the best, man. You need to go to the fucking dento. All right, good game, Eli. I said freaky. It was a good freestyle battle, but you know what I'm saying. I'm going to have to give it to my vote. I'm going to have to give it to Eli, because he really represented, he stepped up. Even though he messed up a couple of times, he stepped up. Oh, this your boy J-Dub, and all I'm going to have to go with my boy Envy because he held it down, he didn't have no mistakes, you know what I'm saying, he went straight off the brain, and he held it down. Let's go. Yeah, this 814, of course. But yeah, both of them did good. But I'll give it to Envy because he did great.