Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffChi City Chillin On A SundayDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Mar 2009A Chicago man spends a lazy Sunday hitting and bunting baseballs alone, then chats to camera about a night out and his lunch plans. Show transcript0:00Yeah. Hey man, what's up, what's up, what's up? Y'all know who it is, man.0:05It's your boy South City. I'm out here chilling. It is a beautiful day out here in Chicago, man.0:10So I was like, you know what, I'm gonna come out here, just kind of chill with myself, man, relax, hit a couple baseballs and shit like that, man.0:16I ain't really trying to do too much today, man. Today's like a real lazy Sunday.0:21Yeah, I know, another one. But, um, I know a lot of y'all like, wait a minute, wait a minute.0:27He got the gloves, he got the bat, but can the brother hit something?0:30Can I hit, nigga? What? Hold on, hold on. You want, where you want it?0:34You want it out the park? Nigga, ain't shit to me. You shouldn't have said nothing.0:38You should have just let the ball sit there, but I'm gonna put it out for you.0:40Hold on.0:44Yeah, you well, you know, I got multi-talents, you know what I'm saying?0:48Watch this, watch this. I know a lot of y'all saying, yeah, he can hit it, but can he bunt?0:52Can I bunt? I will bunt on a motherfucker. Which way you want?0:55This way? Ah! Hold on, let me give him a left bunt. I know you're like, yeah, his right bunt was straight.1:00Let me, can he get a left bunt? Do you, you want a left bunt?1:02Look at the form. Look how the thumb stays back here to protect it from the, uh, the velocity of the, uh...1:09All right, shut up.1:13Nah, man, but real talk. I'm out here, man, just hanging out, chilling.1:17Big shout out to the alphas, goddamn. The alphas came out to Oak Brook, Illinois last night.1:22Man, they brought the freaks with them, boy. Real talk, they had some, this man, this chick put three fourths of a champagne bottle in her mouth.1:32All right, mind you, she did look like Maya Angelou, but stay with me here.1:36Feel me on this. This chick put three fourths of a champagne bottle in her mouth, nigga, and I'm, and I'm watching this shit like, oh.1:44Girl, I walk, I walked up to her 'cause she don't, she don't know me and shit.1:48I go, girl, I thought Mrs. Dash was a freak, but she ain't got shit on you.1:54And she was looking at me like, who's Mrs. Dash? I was like, oh, don't worry about it, baby.1:59Just know that, you know, when it comes to freakiness, you have her faded.2:04And then the crazy thing was, probably about an hour later, probably about an hour later, I seen the same chick, and she's like, you want to go have some fun?2:13I was like, hell no.2:15I know for a fact my penis ain't even one half the size of that champagne bottle, girl.2:21You'll swallow me whole, have me feeling bad about myself. I need a girl with a small mouth and small hands, you know, make me feel like I'm swinging in this motherfucker.2:30Oh, big penis Shaw City.2:34Yeah, shit. Damn, dude, I ain't got no more, damn, I ain't got no more baseballs up.2:38Yeah, this is the worst part about hitting baseballs by yourself.2:42You actually have to, like, get your own balls. No homo.2:48The only reason I even went to that party last night on some real is because this girl that I've kicked with a couple times hit me up last night, well, about 6, 7 o'clock, and was like,2:58yo, um, basically she was just like, look, man, I need something.3:02Can you come over here and give me something? I'm like, hell yeah, because she looks like, she looked like a sort of version of Melissa Ford, you know what I'm saying?3:08Light skin, long hair, big breasts, no stomach, big booty, nice legs.3:13She used to run track for Louisiana State University. So her body is ridiculous.3:17So I was like, okay, cool, you know what I'm saying? Little 24-year-old young thing, you know what I'm saying?3:21So I'm like, all right, cool. So I drove 2 and a half hours to where she live at 'cause she live in Waukegan, which is really right next to Great America.3:27So I'm like, all right, I know I'm finna hit this. All this motherfucking driving, I'm hitting something in this motherfucker.3:33So I get to the crib, dude, she already had the Fredericks on her, everything looking fine as fuck, nigga.3:38I'm like, damn. So, you know, my penis was like, oh, hell yeah, nigga.3:43So, you know, we get upstairs and shit. She's like, oh, hold on a second.3:46So she goes to the bathroom, she comes back with this white beach towel and shit.3:50I'm like, oh, no, the blanket will be suffice. I don't need that.3:56Yeah, I know, I used suffice last night. Dude, sometimes my vocabulary be so random on these fools, dog.4:03So she's like, oh no, we have to because, um, I'm spotting. I looked her in her face, I said, what?4:10I'm spotting. I said, chick, we don't even know each other like that.4:15Yo, let me break this one down. First of all, me and her only have had sex 3 times, which means we not even, we not even, we ain't near no level where she could be even making requests like that.4:25Then she gonna say, well, I thought you wouldn't mind. I'm like, yo, first of all, even if I was your man, that shit still wouldn't be popping off.4:31Ain't nobody trying to be a part of your motherfucking raspberry fiesta you got popping off in your drawers, okay?4:38I don't want none of that. Then she gonna get mad at me talking about I'm being insen- how am I being insensitive?4:42I just drove 2 and a half hours to get some, and now you telling me you spotting like polka dots.4:48Man, fuck that shit. Damn, dude, I'm hungry as hell right now.4:53What time? Hold on. What time is it, dude? I'm hungry than a motherfucker.4:58Oh yeah, it's lunchtime. I'm hungry as hell, boy. Got me a little Chinese food, you know what I'm saying?5:04It's actually, no, it's not Chinese, it's uh, it's Thai, man.5:07It's this place in uh, right in Forest Park, right on Madison Street called Yum Thai.5:12Man, y'all gotta holler at them. They, they food off the chain, man, for real.5:16Real talk, man, I'm just chilling. I know a lot of people felt a certain way about that last video, you know what I'm saying?5:22They said, some people were actually disappointed I didn't use their ideas, so what I did was, hold on, let me get a little...5:30Mm.5:34What I did was I made 20 tickets with my own hands. I cut them, pasted them together, everything.5:42If you want one, just write, just give me your address. You don't have to pay me or nothing.5:46I'll send it to you for free, and just show me how you would have did it.5:49And if you don't want to destroy, you just want to have it, that's cool too.5:52You know what I'm saying? So just don't leave your, um, address in the comment box though, you know what I'm saying?5:57Leave, just write me a personal note on MySpace or YouTube, and I'll give you one of the 20 tickets that I made, you know what I'm saying?6:04And then basically the other thing is, mm.6:09I forgot a fork, so I got to eat by my hands. My bad. Um.6:15A lot of people always ask me a lot of questions and stuff like that, so I figured, you know what?6:19I'll do like a Shot City Q&A. You can ask me any single question you want to, and then in the next video I'll answer it.6:26Real talk.6:29Nothing is too personal. It can be anything. It could be something like, have you ever had a gay fantasy?6:36You know what I'm saying? Whatever you want to ask me, and, you know, I'll take like the best questions and I'll answer them in the next video, you know, so just leave something that you've always wanted to know about me that you feel like I haven't answered.6:48And it'll really be, in my opinion, this may be the only time I'll do this, then after that I'm gonna go back to, you know, doing what I normally do with them things, boy.6:57Chillin' on Sunday. Shout out to the man.7:05I don't know who I to act. I don't know who I to act. I don't know who I to act.7:10I don't know who I to act. I don't know who I to act. I don't know who I to act.7:14I don't know who I to act. I don't know who I to act. I don't know who I to act.7:18I don't know who I to act. I don't know who I to act. I don't know who I to act.7:22I don't know who I to act. I don't know who I to act. I don't know who I to act.7:25I don't know who I to act.
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