Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOff2 Dollar Deluxe HugsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.9K views Apr 2009A man sells two-dollar deluxe hugs on a busy street, arguing with a rival hug vendor and offering extra touches like humming for another dollar. Show transcript0:17Get your deluxe hugs, super special extra deluxe hugs. Hey, how's it going?0:22How's business?0:23Well, um, my free business, um.0:27Different customers want different stuff, so it's cool. Deluxe hugs for 2 bucks.0:31I don't have to sell.0:32I'll take a check, a credit card. I'll also accept oranges as payment.0:36Mine are better. How are you? Nice to see you.0:39Yeah.0:41I've worked at the Hug Deli before. I know about0:44What's the Hug Deli? Is that where you hug sandwiches? The money here goes to a good cause.0:47It goes to feed the hungry. My wife and I get hungry a couple times a day, and we like to go out to nice restaurants and stuff.0:53Or I might buy DVDs with it. I like DVDs. You're really messing up my business here.0:58It's not a business.0:59You're getting in my business. I'll give you a handshake.1:02Okay.1:03All right, that's 50 cents. Now you owe me 50 cents for the handshake.1:06Okay, okay, I'll, I'll, uh, I'll, I'll pay you next week, right?1:08No, no, seriously, that's 50 cents for the handshake.1:10Yeah, yeah, I, I, seriously, I'll, I'll pay you next week.1:13No, no, no, seriously, I need the 50 cents. What you got there?1:15Is that pistachios? I'll give you a hug for 2 dollars in pistachios.1:19I'll hug the out of you.1:222 bucks.1:222 bucks?1:23Yeah, they're really good. What else you gonna do with 2 bucks?1:25It's like, gee, I have 2 dollars, I think I'll tear it up and throw it in a fire.1:29Don't throw your money in the fire. Just give me 2 dollars and I'll give you a hug.1:33I'll hug your baby for a dollar. You can afford it, you got a nice phone.1:36I will not give you your money back. It's a non-money back guarantee.1:40I'm just trying to get a, a room for the night. I'm staying over at the Four Seasons.1:43Need to do 270 hugs to pay for a room there today. Okay, free for you.1:48These are really, really good, and they're not as smelly as the hippie hugs.1:52Oh, where are you going?1:58Where'd he go? He's over there.2:02This is a good spot.2:03Why are you doing this?2:03Just try to ignore me. Maybe I'll go away.2:06How come your hug is 2 dollars?2:07Oh, these are deluxe hugs. His are cheaper, but they feel cheaper.2:10Mine are with love,2:12Yeah.2:12and and his are filled with hate.2:15Really?2:15Yes. Look, look at the hateful hug. I hug 50% longer. I use both arms.2:20I really mean it. That's the big thing.2:22Are you saying I don't?2:24No, I'm just saying that, like, I'm really good at it. He's a an amateur, I'm a professional, and I can kind of do a twist, or I can rock back and forth a little bit, and I can use a leg,2:33I can wrap a leg around too. That's part of the 2 dollars. For an extra dollar, I can add humming, a little humming.2:38I'll also tell you I love you. That's no extra charge for the I love you.2:42There we go. Thank you. Thank you. Here we go.3:10Hey, you're back. Hi.3:12So what can I get for like a 20?3:14Seriously?3:16I think we'll have to go to my car for that. Want to? Okay.3:19Be very3:20Okay, no, no, I'm right in the parking lot. Come on.3:26This way.
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