Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSpiders On DrugsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Sep 2008A classic parody of nature documentaries showing spiders building webs under the influence of drugs. Show transcript0:08The wood spider is the most accomplished of all web building species.0:14Recently, scientists gave these tiny creatures a variety of psychoactive drugs to observe their effects on web building.0:23When given a minute dose of LSD, the spider's web took on an unfamiliar, minimalist structure.0:31When given caffeine, the web structure was not affected, but the spider's behavior was.0:40Given THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, the spider didn't build a web.0:47It built a hammock where it lay all day and watched the caffeine spider go.0:55When given alcohol, the spider built a web, found a mate, and raised over a hundred young.1:02But the mate got a restraining order, and now the spider can't go within a hundred centimeters of the web.1:10The crack cocaine spider figured building webs was for suckas, waited till the caffeine spider was exhausted, then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass.1:23Nice web, Mr. Crack Spider. When winter came, the marijuana spider had no place to live.1:31It ended up in the crack web as the Crack Spider's bitch. For more information on the Crack Spider's bitch, contact the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa.1:40Live service in Ottawa.