2K views Apr 2009
A man pitches Jones Barbecue and Foot Massage, offering deep-fried oddities, dinosaur meat, barbecue, and foot rubs in a bizarre restaurant commercial.
0:00 Jones Barbecue and Foot Massage. Jones Barbecue and Foot Massage. 0:05 Better come down here, get some of this shit. You like to eat. 0:08 America loves to eat. So why not open up somewhere America can sit down, enjoy a meal, and get their feet rubbed? 0:14 We'll fry anything you want for 5.99. As long as it's friable or edible, we're gonna make it deliciousable. 0:20 We will fry parts of the chicken you didn't even know was friable. 0:22 The beak, the feathers, we'll fry candy bars. All that European stuff that you don't really normally eat, we'll bring it down here and fry it for you. 0:29 Ask McDonald's to fry something other than what they normally fry. 0:31 Guess what you're gonna get? Nothing. If it fit through the door, I'll put it in the fryer. 0:35 Hell, this is a dinosaur. All our meats are gently tenderized to their optimum deliciousness. 0:41 We got fine dinosaur meat. Took my money, made me pay child support. 0:46 Come on down here and get you a slice. Once they get your social security number, it's over. 0:50 Motivated, motivated, motivated, motivated. So, friends, let's just decide you don't want no barbecue. 0:56 Well, that's fine too. Why not let one of my foot specialists or myself perform our magic? 1:00 Look at that, don't they look wonderful? If you really pay me enough, we'll massage your feet in any of these sauces also. 1:05 So Seth is the rule down here, Jones, good ass barbecue and foot massage. 1:10 So go ahead and give me a call or find us on the worldwide internets at the new website. 1:15 That's JONESBigAssTruckRentalAndStorage.com. That's J-O-N-E-S big ass truck rental and storage.com backslash Jones good ass barbecue and foot massage dot HTML. 1:27 Excuse me, did you call number 52? 1:30 Did you hear me call number 52? 
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