A musical compilation of major 2009 news events set to auto-tuned pop.
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Did that really happen? Yes sir, we did this for a show. What the f*** are you doing? It's not acceptable. It's a made up tomato. Why do people hate you? I don't trust her anymore. I was abused. You've left your children and their mother unable to pay for the roof over their head. I believe all children are... It's not a persona. I dress like this all the time. Oh, good for you! This is who I really am. I dress like Kermit the frog. I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. We were simply doing the job we were trained to do. Thank you. I'm gonna get off as soon as it becomes like skip-be, peanut butter, skip-be. I'm gonna get on off. Everybody needs me, so supportive. And wish me really well. That was pretty impressive, wasn't it?
