Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAuto Tune The News 3Dula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.2K views May 2009News clips about politics, swine flu, Cuba, and party divisions are turned into a musical remix with interviews and commentary auto-tuned into songs. Show transcript0:00News. There is a lot of news, and it's happening. Justice Souter is retiring.0:05There's a swine flu pandemic. People are turning into pigs. Michelle Obama, she's wearing a cardigan.0:10You know, Joe DePlum is making headlines for telling0:13He says they are called queer.0:16Joe DePlum, I think he's really shiny. I mean his head. I want to touch.0:20You guys, this is not making any sense at all. Can you please just sing about it?0:23They know where I stand.0:24I think this is an ignorant statement. Um, I was even a person who thought, you know what, power to Joe the Plumber at that point.0:33Well, Joe the Plumber is not invited anywhere around me.0:36Does baby need a tissue?0:37Tissue.0:38Thinking about the time the plumber kissed you?0:40Kissed you.0:40Before you caught a peep him with the shih tzu.0:42Shih tzu.0:43As Republicans, the party doesn't need to be in chaos. They need to change their attitude, attitude, their attitude, attitude.0:51Hey, tell us what your homies can do to make a change.0:54So they talk about personal freedoms, they have to believe in it, you know.0:59To believe in it, you know. To believe in it, you know.1:03We know, we know, we know you just have to believe it, you know.1:08To believe it, you know. To believe.1:12We know.1:15You're saying Republicans on crack, are you cozy with the Democrats?1:18I just think that either party right now offers a whole lot.1:21You see some real change from the third party in my house, popping champagne, but caught it getting crunked out, trip around with Joe Biden while we imbibing Hennessy.1:29Come on over, drinks on me, on me.1:32Fully friends with you.1:33And BFF with you, main damies with you.1:35And colleagues with you.1:37I'll be in your crew, I'll be in yours too, jumping rope with you, laying doggy corn with you, hatching plant with you, in beta Chikistan with you.1:44We do not believe either Afghanistan or Pakistan can achieve lasting progress without the full participation of all of your citizens, including women and girls.1:55Having a barbecue, grilling a goat with you, grilling carrots too, getting matching tattoos.1:59The rights of women must be respected and protected.2:02Picking flowers with you, hot showers with you, falling in love with you, nude at the zoo, making memories at the pottery wheel, rubbing clay on you all afternoon.2:12Oh.2:12It would be one of the most dramatic foreign policy about faces ever.2:16To what do you refer, Shari?2:18A bipartisan bill in Congress would end the 47-year-old trade freeze with Cuba.2:25It has only spotty support so far, but President Obama's already taken some baby steps, letting Cuban Americans visit family members and send the money, but for most of us, it's still a place that is strictly off limits.2:39Not for this year, I just went there illegally, speaking of which, will you buy goods for me on national TV?2:44Oh, friends, the people think I'm joking, but guess what? I never joking in my life.2:48Who is short of-2:49The trade embargo made sense a half century ago.2:52Last 50 years.2:53During the Cold War, Fidel Castro took sides with the enemy, but the Soviet Union is long gone, long gone, long.3:01The Soviet Union is long gone.3:03Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, or Colin Powell, who's you naming?3:06Well, if I had to choose, uh, in terms of being a Republican, I'd go with Rush Limbaugh.3:10My take on it was Colin had already left the party.3:12I don't think that actually happened.3:19This is an awkward silence, I guess I filled with last lips.3:22So alone. Now it's up to Fidel and Raul Castro.3:31President Obama says he wants to see democratic reforms, particularly on human rights and free speech.3:37Free speech.3:37So Congress will be looking for signs of change after almost 50 years.3:42That's half a century.3:43US policy will not reverse overnight. Relations remain chilly, but for the first time in generations, a thaw is possible.3:52A thaw, but what sort of thaw? What exactly is thawing?3:58Very, very, very, very, very thin ice.4:00Very thin.4:00Very thin ice. Very thin ice. Very thin ice. Very thin ice. Very thin ice.4:05Very thin ice. Very thin ice. Very thin ice.4:13Everything sounds better. Auto tune, auto tune the news, auto tune the news, everything sounds better.4:24Auto tune.
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