Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOff2008 ReviewDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.3K views Dec 2008A top-hatted man recaps the major scandals, political shifts, disasters, and pop culture stories of 2008 in a satirical year-in-review song. Show transcript0:02Jab.0:22What the hell happened to you?0:25Humanity, kid. Humanity. 12 months ago it started on this here very day.0:37They handed me my top hat and sent me on my way. My mission simple, to chronicle the year.0:43From the moment I stepped out that door, I took it in the rear.0:46Global market meltdowns, a bailout by the Fed. Fannie, Freddie, AIG, and Lehman crapped a bedlam in Afghanistan.0:53Big three self-destruct. Jesse Jackson threatened to cut off Obama's nut jobs made of Bigfoot and Spence's friend turned tricks.1:00Duchovny went to rehab because he couldn't control his dick.1:03Needed a kickstart, the U.S. needed gas. Harry showed the world his wand, and Miley showed her.1:09Ask me any questions, I'll give it to you straight. For your sake, kid, I sure do hope '09 ain't like '08.1:15Barack defeated Johnny, so long to the far right. Now McCain has many houses, but none of them are white.1:21Guys got passed over from Wasilla, she was plucked when the maverick tapped the hockey mom to press it with the croc.1:26Bumped in Islamabad, Bill Gates up and quit. Putin stuck his chest out, told the Georgians to eat shit.1:31Was seized by pirates, I could gustaf hit. Johnny's honey had a baby, but he said it wasn't his.1:39The race now littered with more famines, floods, and wars.1:47If there's one thing that I'm grateful for, it's that this job's now yours.1:56Uh, kid?2:01Oh, nuts.