Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAnti Techno Techno SongDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.4K views Jul 2009A comedian performs a profane rant over electronic beats, mocking rave music, DJs, club culture, and the drugs associated with dance festivals. Show transcript0:00I don't know which came first, shitty rave music or the drugs.0:07Oh wow, it's jungle trance hip-hop fucking shit music. And so I wonder if it was just these, these non-music fuckheads who were, you know, sitting in their house one day and they dicked around on a Macintosh,0:17they go, listen.0:29Look at, look at it.0:32Get the drum sample.0:40Look at, look at it.0:46Here, put that on a white label 12 and send it to me. Clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs, clubs.1:04Get the drum sample.1:12When these guys get their computers out and hire a DJ fuckhead, DJ fuckhead, fuckhead, DJ fuckhead.1:21Fuck, fuck, fuck it, DJ Fuck.1:30Take these drugs,1:33and they take a punch in your sissy.1:37Fuck, fuck it, DJ1:38Fuck,1:38fuck it.1:39I have no t- t- t- t- talent, I have no talent, no talent. I play other people's rock, rock, rock records.1:47Take these drugs.1:50And these are a bunch of sissy.1:54Take these drugs.1:59My friends, there is nothing like going to a Euro Music Festival and hanging out with these, like, super self-important guys who carry suitcases of records.2:09And were you a musician, man, or a DJ or a fucking thief of music?2:14You can take Sandy Hook's sweat, and it can sound like something different because you go2:20take these drugs.2:21Fuck, that's so good. Fuck, that's so good. Fuck, that's so good.2:27That's so good. Or were there just a bunch of people sitting in a warehouse with a bunch of ketamine and ecstasy, and they took a bunch of it, and someone said, here now, make some music.2:54Right, and so I have always wondered what came first, the, the shitty music or the shitty drugs.2:59Fuck, I guess I'm just an over-the-hill 40-year-old curmudgeon who's totally lost the plot, but it's all coming together in a really beautiful way.3:06Fuck!
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