1.6K views Nov 2008
A rapper records boastful lyrics while his producer keeps challenging awkward pop culture comparisons, from Friends and President Bush to Michael Bay movies.
0:00 All right, this is a great track. It's hot. All right, let's lay down the vocal track, let's get it in the clubs. 0:10 I've got money in the bank like I'm Donald Trump, girls running after me like they Forrest Gump, call my car a kennel, I got bitches in the Benz, and my dick gets more work than the cast of Friends, 0:21 and don't get me started on my balls, testicles get Taurus like Niagara Falls. 0:26 Oh, what's up, something wrong with the levels? 0:28 Yeah, no, levels are fine, levels are fine. That was hot. I was really into it. 0:31 I was digging it. Um, but what was with that Friends reference? 0:34 Yeah, my dick gets more work than the cast of Friends. What about it? 0:37 Yeah, well, the cast of Friends doesn't really get that much work. 0:40 Of course they do. Rachel's been in a ton of movies. Joey had his own sitcom. 0:46 Monica married that one celebrity. 0:48 Yeah, but considering the popularity they reached as an ensemble compared to what they're doing individually, you know, it's not that much. 0:54 Yeah, but I mean, with all the syndication money they're making, they don't really need to work, but rather choose to because it's their passion, like my dick's passion is boning. 1:02 Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, um, just try to use metaphors that don't sound like the opposite of what's good. 1:12 I spit sick shit like a loogie, always find my name in the news like Huey Lewis, and I do this shit like it's kush, and my dick is more popular than President Bush. 1:23 I thought Condoleezza Rice and... What, what's wrong with the level? 1:26 No, no, levels are still fine. Um, look, I know I'm a behind the scenes guy, but um, my dick's more popular than President Bush? 1:34 You know he's got one of the lowest approval ratings in history right now, right? 1:37 Oh yes, I'm well aware. Uh, 17% as of October 2008. Now, if my dick were as popular as President Bush, that would mean that I'd have fucked 17% of the entire population of the United States of America. 1:50 I'd say that's a whole lot of fucking. 1:53 Fine, your dick's more popular than President Bush. Whatever. 2:00 Rap asked the question, I am the answer. My rhymes are iller than a person with cancer. 2:05 I get my choice of girls like a bitch buffet, and my dick's fatter than Jared from Subway. 2:10 Put this foot long in your... What is going on with these levels? 2:14 Come on, my dick's fatter than Jared from Subway? The man is notorious for being skinny. 2:19 Uh, well, Jared's 30-inch waist might be classified as a skinny person, but that circumference is a straight up fat ass dick. 2:28 Why not somebody who's still fat, like, uh, my dick's fatter than Louis Anderson? 2:33 Because that's an absurd exaggeration. A dick that fat could never fit inside your pants. 2:37 Uh, you couldn't make love to a woman without killing her, and your dick would ruin Family Feud. 2:43 Mm-hmm. 2:43 Besides, Louis Anderson doesn't even rhyme with bitch buffet. 2:46 Can we just do this shit? 2:49 Yeah. 2:53 I be in that club more than fish are in water. A chick on each arm, your wife and your daughter. 2:58 I got a new girl, like every single day, and my dick gets deeper than a film by Michael Bay. 3:04 Special eff- Come on, fix the fucking levels. What is this, your first day? 3:07 Michael Bay films are not deep. 3:09 Are you playing me? The Rock, Transformers, Bad Boys 2, those are philosophical explorations. 3:15 No, they're mostly explosions and special effects that may be exciting, but they're not intellectually stimulating. 3:22 Which is how many females describe my dick, okay? Come on. 3:25 Look, can you rap about your dick without making some arguably relevant pop culture reference? 3:30 Shit, why you gotta clown me like Rachel, dog? 3:32 What? Rachel's the most lovable of the group. If anyone was significantly clowned, it was Phoebe Buffay. 3:37 Rachel clowned herself by not realizing that Ross was the one for her until the finale, which is really the worst clowning of all. 3:43 Then I wouldn't be clowning you. 3:46 You'd be clowning yourself. 3:49 Shit. That's deep. 3:53 Deeper than the ending of Armageddon. 4:10 Miss a thing, 'cause even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream would never do. 4:18 I still miss you, babe, and I don't wanna miss a thing. 
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