Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHow Can We Have SexDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Jan 2010A woman gives a man absurd sex advice, comparing reproduction to bees carrying seeds between flowers in this satirical educational sketch. Show transcript0:00Uh-oh, it's time to talk about sex. Hello there. You've been dating for a while now, haven't you?0:08That probably means he's getting impatient. So, it's time to have sex.0:15Go ahead, do it. Have sex.0:22What are you doing? Oh, I see. You don't know what sex is or how it works.0:30Okay, well, how should I explain it?0:35This is a field of flowers. In order for flowers to have babies, they have to pass their seeds to each other.0:43See that? That bumblebee is going to take the seeds from one flower and pass them to another.0:49That hummingbird is doing it too. Her vagina is like a flower.0:54It needs your seed. So go ahead, get a boner.1:00Good. Now you have a boner. Take off your clothes and bring it near her vagina.1:07It's time to deliver your seed. And here come the bees. Wave your penis in the air until it is covered in bees.1:16There. Now they'll transfer your semen to your mate. While they're in transit, they're called sticky bees.1:24Wait a few hours before you remove the dead bees from her vagina.1:28You wouldn't want all that work to be for nothing. If you're too far north to attract bees, you can also use birds.1:35Congratulations, you've had sex. Next week, we'll work on oral sex.1:42Are you going to let her talk to you that way? Good. A nice tattoo.