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A man struggles to tell his girlfriend about an embarrassing odor, rehearses advice from friends, and gets an unexpected confession in this comedy sketch.
Show transcript0:33 Uh. 0:41 So there's this odor, and I'm afraid to tell her about it, but I feel like she should know, and I obviously don't want to break up with her. 0:47 What? 0:48 Odor? You mean like stank-ass pussy odor? 0:52 No, no, no. 0:55 Kind of. 0:56 Man, you gotta nip that shit. 0:58 Here's the thing, you know, I just really like her. She's really special, and I just really care about her, you know? 1:03 I don't want to hurt her feelings. Maybe I'll just get used to it. 1:08 Man, ain't no getting used to no funk. 1:10 How do I say something like that to a woman, you know? 1:13 What? You'd be like, bitch, your shit stank. You need to clean your shit. 1:18 Let's go. 1:20 I don't know, I, this whole thing makes me really uncomfortable. 1:22 I just, I gotta think about it a little. 1:26 Pussy. 1:31 Oh, look at that one. It looks just like a hamburger. 1:35 Where? 1:36 Right over there. Look, it's next to the one that looks just like Grace Jones. 1:42 Yeah. 1:45 You seem distracted. 1:48 No, it's nothing. I'm just, you know, thinking. 1:52 What are you thinking about? 1:54 Well, 1:57 there's an odor coming from your vagina, 2:00 and I just thought you should know. 2:04 What kind of thing is that to say to someone? 2:06 I- I'm sorry, forget it. 2:08 I mean, what the fuck, Scott? Did you ever think about how humiliating that is? 2:14 What am I supposed to do? Go douche? That's what I'll do. 2:24 What are you thinking about? 2:26 Oh, nothing. 2:31 Look at that one. It looks just like Jay Leno. 2:36 Don't know why 2:41 there's no sun up in the sky. Stormy weather 2:50 since my man and I 2:54 ain't together. 2:54 Don't be a pussy. Don't be a pussy. Don't be a pussy. 2:58 Keeps raining. 2:58 Don't be a pussy. 3:01 All the 3:01 time. 3:11 Hey. 3:12 Hey, what are you doing? 3:16 Just playing a game of basketball. 3:20 You? 3:21 I'm just at the Grove, went to Barnes & Noble, had some lunch. 3:25 Cool. 3:26 Uh, so listen, I just ran into some friends of mine who were telling me about this firework display on Friday night, and I thought maybe we could go and find a view and watch them together. 3:35 Uh... 3:37 I don't know if, uh... 3:39 Come on, it'll be fun, I promise. 3:42 Okay. 3:43 All right. Go take a shower, Mr. Basketball. 3:46 You go take a shower. 3:48 Bye. 3:54 Friday. 3:56 I gotta tell her Friday. 4:04 So, I know this is kind of difficult to talk about, but I feel like it's important, and I want to tell you that you have an odor in your vagina and that we should figure out a way to deal with it for both of us, 4:17 and I'm sorry. No. It's really not a big deal. It's kind of like having something in your teeth, sort of, only worse. 4:26 So there's a little bit of a smell coming from your... No. I just, I care about you, and I would want to know if I had an odor in my vagina. 4:36 That's retarded. You want to take a sexy shower? No, no, no. 4:40 I love you. No, no, no. 4:47 What am I supposed to say? There's like no good words. 4:57 So there's this odor, and I have no 5:00 What to say. What would you say? 5:03 I don't know, maybe ask her what type of soap she's using, you know, because if she's using a soap that has a lot of perfumes or dyes, then the perfume can get up in the cooter and create bacteria. 5:11 It's normal, quick fix, easy. 5:13 Medical. Great stuff. What else? 5:15 Tell her to eat some pineapple. 5:17 People can't smell their own smells. It's a weird thing. 5:20 Is that true? 5:21 Well, I used to, uh, have the same problem because I used to work out in my pantyhose. 5:25 You should ask her if she's working out in pantyhose. 5:28 Great angle. 5:28 C'est comme une tulipe sans semelle, sans odeur. Mais j'aurais une femme comme ça, mais c'est c'est c'est génial. 5:33 Big question mark. 5:35 Go tell her to see a gynecologist. 5:37 Can you say that again? 5:38 Go tell her to see a gyno. 5:40 L'odeur de l'amour. 5:42 Ugh. 5:43 What can you do about it? You gotta accept it. That's life. 5:46 Thank you. What else you got? 6:03 There's something I need to tell you. Your vagina ha- What does it say? 6:11 Oh, my bad. Sounds really good, though. 6:27 You can do this. You can do this. 6:30 You can do it. 6:31 You can do it. 6:32 You can do it. 6:33 You can do it. 6:33 You can do it. 6:35 You can do it. 6:38 You can do it. 6:41 You can do it. 7:32 So there's something we need to talk about. 7:35 Oh, that's great. There's something that I needed to talk to you about too. 7:39 Um, well, go ahead. 7:42 No, you- 7:43 No, no, no. 7:44 Your cum tastes like vinegar. I have a really hard time not throwing up after I swallow it, and I think we should take a break. 7:55 Saku toga saji pega nan si patapan. Saku toga saji pega nan si patapan. 8:03 Saku toga saji pega nan si patapan. Saku toga saji pega nan si pata.