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A compilation of crude parodies of classic G.I. Joe public service announcements, with animated characters delivering absurd warnings and surreal punchlines.
0:05 Hey, you're not my friend. 0:19 I'm just kidding with you. 0:20 Hey man, who's that weird dude you're talking to, bro? 0:23 My friends are here. Oh, cool. See you later. 0:30 Are you okay? 0:31 I want someone to take me to the hospital. 0:33 You sure about that? 0:35 Hey, look. 0:37 Nice catch, Blanco Niño, but too bad your ass got sad. 0:45 Let's launch over it. 0:49 Who wants a body massage? Body massage. 0:55 Uh, what did he just say to us? 0:58 Love. Mister body massage machine. Go. 1:03 Uh, what the hell? 1:04 Body massage. 1:06 It's on your sleeve. Fire on your sleeve. 1:23 Okay, all right, you stop. 1:37 You didn't take anything out of our tent, did you? 1:39 Last one there is a penis pump. 1:42 That's no fair, you're no- 1:43 Holy cow, I'm totally going so fast. Ah, fuck! 1:48 Punks. 1:50 We gotta do what you do, what you do. 1:51 Hey, what the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking lawn? And don't look at me when I'm fucking talking to you. 1:59 Help, help me. 2:00 Get that kid off my ice, you little wankers. 2:04 All right, give him the stick. Don't give him the stick. 2:07 You know my dad? 2:11 Just look at the door, Johnny, look. 2:31 You not cooking? 2:32 Yeah, I do. 2:38 Pork chop sandwiches. 2:40 Oh shit, get the fuck out of here! What are you doing? Go, get the fuck out of here, you stupid idiot! 2:47 Fuck, we're all dead! Get the fuck out! 2:52 My God, did that smell good. 2:54 Detect it, this is no going, and you tell me do things I done running. 3:04 Billy, you think I can have some more? 3:07 Yeah, we should totally hit it again, but I get first dibs on it. 3:20 Ride, sunshine day a time for the bus ride, sunshine day a time for the bus ride, for time day a time for the bus ride. 3:29 No! 3:31 Game 3:45 over you! 3:49 It's just easy 3 steps, just flip it, stick it, and see you later, bye. 3:55 I don't think I can do that. 3:57 You better bring it. What's up with you? 3:58 Hey kids, did you happen to see a pink, uh, I want to say vinyl purse around here somewhere? 4:07 Just dying to get my cigarettes. 4:08 What are you talking about? Ain't nobody seen no... 4:11 Damn. 4:12 What? 4:13 Dada. 4:29 You don't blow your money on the comic books, you understand? 4:31 It'll do you a damn bit of good. And the nude mags, you're gonna be inherited mine when you're 16 anyway. 4:35 Now look, the junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. 4:39 Stay the hell away from buying any rock TV shirts or hip-hop gear or anything like that. 4:42 Arcade games, pick out one that you can do, OK? One that you can do, as opposed to a whole bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doing. 4:48 Techno music just puts a hole in your breath. Are you listening to me? 4:50 Look at me when I'm talking to you. 4:52 Huh? 4:53 Mother hell. Get out of here. 5:00 I don't want a pickle. 5:04 What the hell? 5:06 I just want to ride my motorcycle. 5:11 Man, I'm about to put the press a button with the winner, man. 5:13 And I don't want to die. 5:17 Dude, I have no idea what you're doing. 5:18 I just want to ride my motorcycle. 5:22 Come. 5:23 Oh, hell no. What's up, dawg? Dog. 5:31 Hey, kid. 5:32 What? 5:33 I'm a computer. 5:36 Stop all the downloading. 5:42 Help computer. 5:43 I don't know much about computers other than, other than the one we got at my house. 5:48 My mom put a couple games on there, and I played. 5:54 I'm out. Okay, I guess I'll go solo on the summit now. 5:58 Oh my gosh! 6:03 Oh my God, we're dead. 6:06 Are you in the army? If I had been in that water, dead. 6:13 It's so you call out here. 6:16 Bye. 6:16 I'm glad you guys skipped the class today. We're having fun, aren't we? 6:20 I want to play video games. 6:21 We had a good conversation. 6:25 You, you're the ringleader. 6:29 We're going to find this and go get that. 6:31 What's going on with the hell? 6:32 We're going to slip back into school, do you understand? 6:34 I want to get in the fridge too. 6:34 We got to slip back into school, you know what I mean? 6:39 Brian, you ain't no pimp, dude. 6:41 Where's my money? 6:42 That's my money. 6:44 Man, you just jump vote, motherfucker. 6:55 This is such a wonderful experience here with India. 7:03 Bet you won't touch that button, bitch. Check it out. 7:12 Hey guys, ah, you know, it's funny, these people, they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good, they wake up the next day and they're on fire. 7:20 Get set, go. 7:23 Hey, what the fuck? No way. 7:26 Suck my dust, bitch. 7:29 I believe I knew your mother, son. 7:31 You know my mom? 7:32 Would your name happen to be Johnny? 7:34 Yeah. 7:35 What's it been, 13 years? 7:36 What the way? 7:38 14? My lord, it's like I'm looking in a mirror. Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars? 7:45 Dockside bar? 7:47 Johnny, do you play baseball? 7:55 That was rad. 7:56 Huh? 7:57 Hey, sup? 7:58 Susie, don't forget your sandwiches. 8:00 Hey, sup. 8:00 I made you. Sandwiches. 8:04 Oh, you boys look so lovely in your little outfits. 8:07 Hey, what's up, Miss- Mister Lafitty? 8:09 Hey, watch Meowly. 8:10 I just want to eat you up. 8:11 Love the tattoo, Mister Lafitty. 8:13 Look at all your different colored hats. 8:15 I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night. You, I want to put a vest on. 8:22 Orange vests are for pussies. 8:30 So how to take boost it. 8:35 Hey, aren't you Buzz Lightyear? I love your movie. 8:39 Well, look what we got here. 8:40 Oh no. 8:42 That's right, Billy, I'm back and I want you. 8:47 I'm not gonna play. Why not that guy? 8:50 Because I already had him. That's right, kids, I already had him. 8:54 I don't think so. 8:55 Hey, come here and hit. 8:56 Okay, I'll play. 8:59 1, 2, 9:05 3. 9:36 Ah. 9:40 Okay, you won. 10:05 Chiajo. 10:16 Damn, these beats are so fresh. 
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