Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffEveryday Normal CrewDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Jan 2009A man raps about his ordinary crew, describing their gaming, movies, food, wrestling, and awkward friendships in this profane comedy music video. Show transcript0:02Hey, yo, shit. Fuck NWA. Get the fuck out of here.0:08Fuck G Unit. Fuck that shit. Fuck D12, motherfucker. Get the fuck out of the way.0:14Fuck you, bitch. Normal motherfucking crew. Motherfucker! Every day normal crew.0:19What? What? What? What?0:22We just a regular everyday normal crew. You can fuck with us 'cause we won't fuck with you.0:28We just a regular everyday normal crew. Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2.0:33We just a regular everyday normal crew. If you're hot, bitches, we're too shy to talk to you.0:38We just a regular everyday normal crew, and we enjoy spending time with our families.0:44This is my bro JA to the SON, yo, the best at Mike Tyson's Punch-Out on Nintendo.0:49From Glass Joe to Macho Man, he fucks shit up, and Tyson goes down with the star uppercut, and he's also pretty good at Super Mario 3, but he doesn't use the flutes 'cause he doesn't like cheats,1:00like the Contra code that he really doesn't like. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, then BA, BA, select, start, you got 30 likes.1:08He says that's just for pussies who don't know how to fight.1:11Yo, this is my man G, better known as Cheese Bread. We call him that 'cause every time he gets out of bed, he puts 5 slice of cheese on 5 slice of bread, microwaves that shit, eats it,1:20then goes back to bed. Sleeps 12 hours a day, and he doesn't like Asian food.1:24That's right, bitches, he doesn't like Asian food. He doesn't like the taste of soy sauce.1:30Personally, I love that shit, but he does not. Yo, Ben is my friend that owns every DVD from Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3.1:37The Dark Knight, First Knight, A Knight's Tale, and Knight Rider.1:40He even owns the motherfucking movie Street Fighter. I borrow them from him.1:44I never pay to rent a movie, as long as I take care of the box and don't scratch the DVD.1:48Cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got trashed.1:51I was hoping that he wouldn't notice when I brought it back, but he did and he was pissed, so I apologized to him and he forgave me and I asked him if I could borrow the movie Twin.1:58He was reluctant to do so, but he knows I love DeVito and Schwarzenegger.2:02That's a motherfucking comedic duo.2:04We just a regular, everyday, normal crew. We all buy tickets to Atlantis for a set in June.2:09We just a regular everyday normal crew. We bought scats and Cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2.2:14We just a regular everyday normal crew. No party is a party without a Phil Collins tune.2:20We just a regular everyday normal crew. And when one of us gets a haircut, we make fun of them.2:25Yo, this is D, and he's a big fucking wrestling fan. Monday Night Raw, SmackDown, and all the shit from the past, like Macho Man, Randy Savage, and Hulkamania.2:33Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania. It may come as no surprise that he's never had sex, but it doesn't bother him 'cause he has the internet.2:41He jerks off the freaky shit like 2 Girls 1 Coffee's fucked up.2:44I tried watching it, I fucking threw up. This is my nigga KC.2:48What the fuck'd you just call me?2:50Sorry, I'll say friend.2:52This is my friend KC, the only black friend in the crew. Not because we're racist, every race is welcome in the group.2:57Truthfully, he's a friend of a friend. I don't know him that well, but not because he's black.3:01My favorite actors are Denzel and Samuel L. Jackson. I also like Bill Paxton, but not because he's white, but because of his acting.3:08This is my friend Cleo. She really likes the Beatles. Her favorite is McCartney, and her least favorite is Ringo.3:13A year ago, I asked her to go on a date with me. She said no.3:16She said she'd rather just be friends. I started crying and ran home.3:19And since then, we rarely make eye contact when we speak, which is awkward because we all hang out at least 2 times a week.3:24Finally, I ain't me without my best friend Steve. He's got my motherfucking back, although he's weaker than me.3:29He'll probably have a heart attack sometime soon, but until then, he's my top gun like fucking Tom Cruise.3:38Say it.3:39Nah.3:40Say it. Come on, say it.3:43Now.3:46You want some of this bitch? Myer! Myer!3:52Have a nice day, bitch.3:56If you play organized sports, say3:58Hell yeah.3:59If you watch 24, say4:01Hell yeah.4:02If the only ass you sees in porn, say4:04Hell yeah.4:04If you eat chocolate when you're bored, say Hell yeah.4:08I eat chocolate a lot when I'm bored. Um, I have to stop, though.4:13My metabolism is slowing down, and uh... I also like pie,4:20cherry, and uh rhubarb.4:24We just a regular everyday normal crew. The joke's getting old, I fucking agree with you.4:30We just a regular everyday normal crew. I'm just repeating the same shit from Normal Guy 1 and 2.4:35We just a regular everyday normal crew. What a twist in this one, I'm rapping about my friends too.4:40We just a regular everyday normal crew. I think this cow's been milked dry, motherfucker.4:52You want some of this, bitch? You never get it. It gonna go right in my asshole.
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