Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBike Safty CampDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Jan 2009At a bicycle safety camp, bored kids ask about the cafeteria and library until counselor Sam Sprocket launches into a rhyming pitch for bike safety. Show transcript0:28Where's the cafeteria? It's almost time for my granola bar and all natural soda.0:33What?0:33Huh? What are you, a commercial?0:36No goalpost, no track. Can this camp be really nothing but biking?0:41Yeah.0:42Yeah, it's a bike camp.0:43What did you think you were coming here for?0:44That's exactly what it's about. It's all about biking.0:46And where's the library?0:48Library?0:49Library?0:49John Lincoln, you just gotta, it's pretty much a straight0:51Hal, shut up.0:51shoot.0:52What kind of camp is this?0:57Would you guys all just give it up? Our parents didn't send us here to have fun.1:00To be honest, your parents probably didn't even want to have you.1:03They didn't?1:04Yeah. 60% of kids are a mistake.1:07Think about it, smart guy. How can a camp where you learn about bicycle safety be anything but boring, boring, and boring?1:14Yeah.1:20So you silly, silly campers think bike safety is a bore? Well, you're gonna love it, love it, gonna beg for more.1:25You're gonna say, Sam Sprocket, I just can't get enough. By the time this camp is done, you'll love this safety stuff.1:32Cause when you ride like a dope, you end up in the dirt. You sink, squirm, and crawl, all embarrassed or hurt.1:41But when you practice bike safety, you can cruise, you can fly, you can get where you are going like a jet up in the sky.1:47What? No.1:49You can ride down the road with the greatest of ease, and you won't risk your life, and you won't skin your knees.1:56Although you think you're above it, you're gonna ride safe and love it.2:03Now, your parents sent you to bike safety camp to. Safety Cam to
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