Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffGrand Theft MarioDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Oct 2008Mario and Luigi’s car trouble leads to a chaotic adventure involving a turtle, the princess, strange mushrooms, and a police chase. Show transcript0:00Oh no, Mario, the bridge is closed.0:06Which way should we go?0:13Oh, look at that, we got a flat tire.0:16Look, a repair garage. Pull in there.0:24Mamma mia, Luigi, we got a pimped out ride.0:31We need some coins, Mario. We have no money.0:34Leave it to me.0:38Mario, are you okay? Oh look, it's a turtle.0:44What are you doing?0:45Oh.0:45You just killed my turtle.0:47Oh my God, I- I- I'm so sorry.0:50Hey, what's going on here?0:51Luigi, let's get out of here.0:57Luigi, it's the princess. Princess, you must come with us.1:01I'll suck your for 50 bucks.1:04Princess.1:05Do you accept a coin?1:06Come on, the princess, we got to go.1:09Uh-uh, no, that's my bitch.1:13I'm a hit. What is it?1:15That's blood, baby.1:16Oh, Mario, we need to find you some mushrooms so you can heal.1:20I know just the guy.1:24This is some really good man.1:31Wow, I feel really good. Look at the pretty colors.1:35A cheese, it's in a fuzz.1:41I feel so funny. Look, there's coins everywhere. I'm rich.1:47Mario, no! Look over.1:54I think I should drive.1:59Freeze! Put your hands in the air! Ah, he's got a wrench! Take him down!2:03No!2:05He's marinating in his own ragu. You killed my brother, you sons of a bitchy!2:22You'll never take me alive, you mother!2:42Hmm,2:43Raccoon City sounds lovely.