Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffChi City Got Floor Seats To The BullsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views May 2009A comedian poses as a Bulls courtside guest, chats with players and fans, and uses his supposed floor-seat status to get special treatment. Show transcript0:02Roll your window down, man. What up, man?0:06Yeah.0:06So, hey, you got a special section for brothers that got floor seats?0:10No, sir.0:11Damn.0:13See you later, have a good time.0:14All right, oh. Bam. Hold it gently, that's a floor seat. Bam.0:20What's up? Oh yeah, good looking out.0:26Get your name in, guys, another win ticket to the finals just you0:29For vacation.0:30Free wrap.0:30You scamming. See, y'all scam so much you be forgetting who you gave them to.0:35Hold this floor seat for him. Hold the floor seat. All right, give it back, girl.0:38You did dirty, girl. Give it back.0:41No, hey, do me a favor, though. Hold my floor seat. Hold my floor seat.0:45Hold it. Ow! Okay, give it back.0:49What's going on? Wow, we got floor seats over here, you know what I'm saying?0:54I ain't got floor seats, not with those tickets.1:00Really? Not with these tickets? These tickets right here? These Rick- these tickets like, oh no!1:07Oh! They're not used to having brothers on the floor? Brothers can't get on the floor?1:11Hold on, watch this. But we got floor seats, that's all I'm saying.1:14All right. All right, bye.1:18Yeah.1:23Hello, how are you doing?1:24Hello.1:25I know you're curious. We have, we have floor seats. Bam! Hold it, hold it.1:29Come on, grandma, don't hold it like that now.1:33Yeah, that's right. We got the new Jordans in the bull's chest.1:37We on the floor, look.1:41What's going on, man? What's, hey, let me say what's up.1:43How are you?1:44What's going on, Pip? I'm on, this is my first time ever on the floor.1:46Oh yeah? Enjoy yourself.1:48Are you the announcer?1:49Yeah.1:50Oh man. What's, what's your, uh, what's your name so I tell all my friends?1:53Tommy Edwards.1:54Tommy, hey, good meeting you, man.1:57When you're on the floor, you get your own waiter.2:00If you like anything on there, just wave at me.2:03Hey, this is our personal waiter, man. When you're on the floor, you get your own waiter.2:06How do you pronounce your name, man?2:08John, John.2:08John.2:09John. Nice to meet you.2:10What's up, man?2:15Liz, Liz. I remember you from Detroit, man. That Lindsay Hunter, man.2:20All-star right here. All- they don't know about it though. You a all-star though, dog.2:24They don't know about it though. How much did they pay you last year, man?2:28How much they pay you last year, man?2:29Last year?2:30Last year.2:30I didn't play last year.2:31He didn't play, but he here now. Look at him, all-star. They don't know about him though.2:34Look at him. Man, hit a three for the ladies, man, on the real.2:39That's my nigga. That's my nigga.2:46Hey, back behind the backboard, man. Come on, I know you got it in you.2:49Behind the backboard, he did it. Oh, damn. One more time, you got it, man.2:57That's my nigga.3:04Damn. Man, I voted for you for the All-Star. I'm just letting you know that.3:08I know you care. I'm just letting you know I voted for you, Pepin.3:11I swear to God I did. Hello, we got Stephon Marbury. Hold on, hold on.3:16Kids on the floor, man. What's up, fellas? What's up, fellas?3:19We gonna win today? We gonna win today? All right, all right.3:21Floor seats. Hey, Stefan, Stefan, that tattoo sucks!3:28Hey.3:31I would never put a tattoo on my head!3:36That's right. Don't act like you don't hear me, I know you do!3:40I know you do!3:45Just in case Ben Gordon gets injured, bam, he's ready to play.3:49What's up, man? Damn, this brother has a wristband and everything.3:53Wow, damn.3:59What's up? Hey man, gonna kick a little love, man? Bam! My man.4:08I don't know why you came with all that green. I don't know why they came with all that green.4:11For real?4:12Yeah.4:13And you came a long way to lose, pimp. Should have, should watch this on TV.4:18Hey.4:18Hold on. What are you doing in that jersey, dude?4:25What are you doing in that shirt, dude?4:29They got the little kid in the Garnet jersey. What's wrong, man?4:33Oh man, the Celtics jersey. Dude. Hey, Ray Allen.4:41What are you doing in that jersey, dude?4:45Hey, Del Negro. What's up, man? That's my Negro. Vinny.4:53Hey, Vinny, can I call you Vinny Del Negro? No? All right. I'm gonna be on the floor whenever you need me, Pippen.5:08Paul Pierce getting his rub down. That's how they get rubbed down.5:12Yeah. Look at the shape of Ray Allen's head. God damn. Look at Ray Allen's head.5:18Why is his head shaped like a dude's head is off the chain?5:25There she is, Miss Balloon Lady. I see you, I see you.5:29At every sporting event, you have a crazy hat man, and there he is.5:33Look at that hat. Did you buy that? All right, what's up? That's my man.5:39Crazy hat wearing motherfucker. Right, right, right. What's up?5:43We at the concession stand. This is where it all happens. We got a cook in the back.5:47We got 2 girls on the register. It's going crazy over here right now.5:51Do you get a discount if you have a floor seat?5:54No.5:55Really? Because we're on the floor.5:56Why didn't that turn around?5:57To let y'all know, we got floor seats. Just let you, that's right, brothers on the floor today, and we're not playing.6:03That's right. Why, you look curious, that's why I told you.6:11I'm in route 2.6:12Hey! All right, bam!6:18I'll take the cookies and cream and the, uh, the, uh, cookie dough.6:23Yeah. Normally I wouldn't, but since I'm on the floor tonight, you know what I'm saying?6:26I spend the money, it ain't nothing to me. There you go, get liberal with it, get liberal.6:32Uh-huh.6:34When you on the floor, that's how, that's the treatment when you on the floor.6:37Brothers on the floor, we get big scoops. Bam.6:40That's 30 best in Robbins.6:41Almost 70.6:42Thank you, bro. Hey, wait, now you see what happens if you don't have floor seats, they make you stand right there.6:47It's not right! Here, take my ticket and go down there. Come on, let them go down.6:50I got floor seats, I just6:52Oh.6:52I'm waiting on my wife in the bathroom.6:53Because you got that money? Can I get a little love? Bam!7:03It's pretty. At the United Center Philippines out, we got pretty Latinas.7:08What more could you want? Dude, we at the United Center overflow, and she's pretty.7:14Want to say hello to everybody in on internet?7:16Where?7:17On the internet.7:19Hi, everybody.7:20They want, you want them there? There you go, so girl, saw them.7:24So what side, west side, south side?7:26Are you on the south side or the west side?7:28South side.7:28Look at it. Bam!7:29Let me see where last week.7:31It's recording, baby.7:32Girl. Oh.7:35Oh, that's her. She coordinates. Beautiful. Man, she got a fat, I will fuck the shit out that lady.7:43Hey.7:48Got it. Hey, go. Fill it up.7:52All right, don't break it, don't break it. It's the 50-50 girls, man.7:56They selling raffles, looking good. All right now. Hold my floor seat.8:02Hold the floor.8:04Damn, 50-50 girls holding my floor seat. Ah, give it back, girl, you're getting it dirty.8:07Give it back. I'm just playing. Come on, baby, give my seat back.8:12Tell them what you selling, though, because a lot of people don't know.8:14Tell them what you sell.8:16Raffle tickets. Damn. She a 50-50 girl. Hey, 50-50 girls look good as hell, though, real talk.8:24Damn.8:2750-50 girls, hey.8:33All right, can we get a little love? Yeah!8:42What up, man? Oh, let me get the girl off the floor. That's my yeah!8:48Yeah!8:52Y'all ready? All right. This is how what got me so high.8:57I can't function, that is no lie. Got me laughing, I don't know why.9:01We just floating, join the boat ride. Hope you don't get water sickness.9:05This is side road that I'm twisting. This ain't smoking, this is swimming.9:09This ain't limping, this is pimping. This is different from the normal.9:13Different world come through my portal. Quantum leaper, quantum leaper.
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