Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffChi City Ticket DestructionDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Mar 2009A man gives a traffic ticket a Taco Bell last meal, reads viewers’ suggestions, then batters and deep-fries the ticket as revenge on the cop. Show transcript0:02Yeah, what's up? Y'all know who it is. It's your boy South City, and guess what?0:06Today's the day. Ticket destruction. That's right, the ticket is going to die today.0:10Today is execution day. It is a dead ticket walking in this motherfucker.0:15A lot of y'all like, where the ticket at? Where the... Bam! There it is.0:19I don't know why you look nervous. Hey, I didn't write you, okay?0:22You don't be mad at me. The cop wrote you, and you gonna die today, motherfucker.0:27So look, just to show y'all I'm a cool, caring individual, I'm gonna take the ticket for its last meal, you know what I'm saying, before the execution.0:33That's how they normally get down. So we going to Taco Bell.0:36I'm finna get my Hispanic on, my Mexican on, my motherfucking beans and rice situation.0:44So, hey man, let's go to Taco Bell. Let's get these nachos, man.0:47Get your ass over, get0:55like a soft shell Taco Supreme?0:57You want a soft0:58Yeah, man, and uh, can I make that a steak?1:01You want steak?1:02Yeah, for my ticket.1:05Yeah.1:062.19.1:07How much?1:082.19.1:08Oh, 2.19. There you go. And you gotta raise the prices on them or something?1:12Huh?1:13Gotta raise the prices on them or something? Damn! Can't be that bad, huh?1:19You gotta pay for that steak, huh? Damn.1:24Wee! Going up like gas, dog. Damn.1:30Shit. Yeah. Ah, thanks. You didn't spit in it now, did you? You didn't spit in it, did you?1:36Nah, I'm playing with you.1:42This from Mr. Radio 7. So I said to man, you should hit that ticket with a freeze pop.1:54Or hit that ticket with a bag of freeze pops.2:00Hit 'em with a gang of freeze pops.2:06Oh shit.2:12This is from Aisha 911. She says, what's up, man? You should go office space on that ticket.2:18Take it to a field and beat it down like they did that fax machine.2:22Oh, you just fucked up now? Oh yeah.2:27Pike to your dome, bitch.2:38Ah, motherfucker.2:44This came from Snook 313. He said, I say you just take that ticket on that big booty chick from the video you did in the past and smack her cheeks while saying Shaw City got justice.3:00Shaw City got justice!3:08This is from jamjune5@yahoo.com. Hey, Shaw, I think it would be cool if you reenacted a scene from Full Metal Jacket with your ticket.3:17Huh.3:33Oh man, he's asleep. Soap to your dome, bitch!3:53This from Big Mexican Big. Mr. Shaw City, in advance, I would like to say no homo.3:59First, you should put 2 ounces of your own jism in the ticket, then let 4 of your friends also put their jism in the ticket.4:05At this point, you have a 5-person jism sandwich, then let someone eat the jism sandwich.4:10Y'all, hey, y'all used to, um, y'all used to sell the, uh, some jism sandwiches back in the day, didn't y'all?4:15The what?4:16The jism sandwiches.4:17I don't know.4:18No?4:19No, no, I have, I never heard of them. What do they look like?4:23Uh, just like white cream on it and...4:27basically just had like white cream on it, I guess.4:29Yeah.4:30I don't know, somebody wrote me and said people eat jism sandwiches, so I was figured they have like a jism taco or something like that.4:36No.4:36No jism tacos?4:38All right. Thanks, man. All right, homie. Damn. No jism tacos, huh?4:44That nigga said, I've never heard of a jism taco.4:50I'm gonna deep fry that motherfucker. You know when you're trying to fry something, you need a little grease.4:56Can I please get some movie magic? Can you just make the grease appear?5:00In the pan. Bam!5:03Oil in the pan. Movie magic is off the chain. Now, when you try to do your fry thing, first thing you gonna need is flour.5:09Now, I've never really seen single purpose flour, but if it exists, I don't wanna know about it.5:14You know what I'm saying? Right, I like my flour all purpose, nigga.5:17'Cause I got purposes for my shit. Okay, get in there. All right, we got the flour in there.5:23Oh, damn, okay. Everybody knows about the paprika. Now, white people tend to use a lot of nutmeg.5:28Black people, we use a lot of paprika. Now, some people in the hood like to call it paprika, but it ain't.5:34It's paprika. Slack 'em, slack 'em, slack 'em. Now, two months now.5:38I'm driving tonight. I'm a brother that likes a southern flavor in my shit.5:41Yeah, so, uh, I like to go with the lemon flavor, and I like to go with Mrs.5:45Dash. Miss Da- God damn, Miss Dash. Ooh, girl, you don't want me to get that lemon pepper?5:50Now, Miss Dash, you know I'm a freak, and your ass looking fat.5:54Mrs. Dash, can I tap that ass? Can I tap? I can tap it? Okay.5:58Girl, you a nasty little freak. Slack 'em, slack 'em, slack 'em.6:01Oh shit, girl, you about to make my nut.6:04Miss Dash, I'm gonna holler at you later. Girl, you nasty. Get your ass out of here.6:08Yeah, now the last ingredient I found out about, they use it in the suburbs.6:12They call it garlic salt, the Lowry's. Yeah. Now, uh, Mr. Garlic, I don't know why you looking at me like that, pimpin'.6:18Me and you are not like that, and I'm not tapping your ass. Brother, that's because me and Mrs.6:23Dash have a thing going on. You see what I'm saying? But me and you, no, we just homies.6:27So I'm gonna hold you at the shoulders. There you get it. Okay, all right, Mister.6:31Well, Mr. Garlic, then we need to find you a man, 'cause, uh, I don't get down like that.6:35Ooh wee. Mr. Garlic is a freak. All right, now, I'm not a chemistry major, but I can pretty much assume that paper does not fry by itself.6:44So get two chicken breasts, one on the top, one on the bottom, bam.6:50Brother, you ready to deep fry. Then you take the chicken,6:55drop it in the batter, slam, fold the bag. You want to make sure you get maximum foldage because you don't want flour all over your kitchen.7:05Look in the bag. Oh, that's pretty.7:11Let's check to see if the grease is ready.7:15Ooh, shit. Okay. I'm wearing my protective, uh, frying gloves.7:23Well, this is it. End of the line. You're gonna be missed. By who?7:28I don't know. You ain't gonna be missed by me, motherfucker.7:31Go. Oh! Uh-huh. You see that?7:37That's justice. So to the cop who wrote the ticket, you see what I'm doing to your ticket?7:44I remember back in the day when we was growing up, I had a friend, and, um, his father would never let him use the N word ever.7:50Uh, so they would substitute the word ninja for the N word. And I remember one time we was burning pancakes up like a motherfucker, man, and his dad came down the stairs and he ran in the kitchen and he was like,8:02flip it, ninja.8:05And ever since then, like me and my brother, when we cooking anything or we just talking shit, we'll we'll say flipping ninja.8:11So on three, can I get a flip it ninja? One, two, three, flip it ninja.8:24Woo. Whoo! Whoo! We cooking in here, man. Oh man, let me turn the heat down.8:32Damn.8:34Ooh, okay, okay. Hold on. Hot product, hot product.8:40Oh, look at that. Do y'all see this? Can you get, can y'all see that?8:46Oh, if you can smell it, the paprika and the garlic sauce are, are harmonizing with the motherfucking lemon pepper.8:53Ooh, that's a symphony of smells, baby. You know what this smells like?8:58This smells like Sa-Cilly got justice.9:05I made a Sa-Cilly Justice sandwich accompanied by potato chips, and then we got the cranberry sauce at the bottom.9:13I know a lot of y'all like, God damn! Yeah, I snapped. Matter of fact, let me take my victory lap, 'cause I snapped on that.9:21I snapped on this.9:25Shouts to the man.9:35Lena, Lena,9:40Lena, ho, Lena, Lena, ho, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, ho, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, ho, Lena,9:52Lena, Lena, Lena.
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