Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffChi Citys FridgeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Mar 2009Chi City shows off his stocked refrigerator, explaining how its drinks and snacks are meant to make women and their kids feel at home. Show transcript0:04What's up? Y'all know it's your boy Shy Setterman. Yeah, now a lot of y'all, you know what I'm saying, you know I put you onto the whip game, put you onto a lot of things about the card game.0:12You got any questions, holla at me. Right now, you know what I'm saying, you in a nigga's kitchen.0:17Hold on, let just, just for the moment of silence for the brand new Italian tile.0:21Yeah, they just put this down last night. Ain't this shit cool as hell, man?0:25Pure Italian. All right, fuck that shit. Anyway, okay, all right.0:28So I was at my nigga's crib, okay, and I was trying to tell the nigga if he could just do small things to his shit, like his, his kitchen and his bathroom, he'll have women everywhere dropping vagina panties all over the place.0:41You know what I'm saying? He thought I was bullshitting, so I said, look, I'm gonna do a video of my, just something small like my refrigerator, you know what I mean?0:47And I'm gonna show you that I'm real with the shit. All right, hold on, one more thing.0:51Y'all, y'all see this shit? It's a chrome garbage can. I ain't never seen no chrome garbage can.0:56The it, the shit's from Egypt, and it flips over like this. Ain't that some cool shit?1:00All right, fuck that shit, fuck that shit. Okay, all right. So, if you have an assortment of drinks in your fridge, it's gonna open up the world.1:08Women are gonna come over here, they gonna be comfortable. I know it sounds silly, but I want y'all to feel me on this right now.1:13Oh yeah, nigga made a pizza. Well, I was hungry. Okay, fuck that shit, fuck that shit.1:18Okay, bang! Now, I know a lot of y'all like, come on, man, why you got nothing but drinks in your shit?1:23Why you ain't got no food? I'm gonna tell you why. See, when different women come over, different women like different things, my nigga.1:29You know what I'm saying? So, like, for the mature, this real talk, for the mature chick, you know, over 30, who still drinks juice, you hit her with the Mystic.1:36They always get Mystics. I don't know why. You know what I'm saying?1:39Then the Snapples, that's for, like, the suburban chicks. You know, they come over here, they be like, oh my God, Chi City, like, um, do you have anything to drink?1:48And then I'm like, yeah, Becky, I got fucking Snapples off. Oh my God, you have so many flavors.1:53This is crazy. I don't even know which one to take. And I'll be like, man, just whatever you want to take, yo, you know what I'm saying?1:58Now, the vitamin water, that's for like the chicks, you know what I'm saying, who stay in shape, you know, they they might come over to your crib after they leave the gym, shit like that,2:07you know what I'm saying? The Smirnoff Ices, you dig? That's for like the chicks who, you know, it's their first time coming over here.2:14They want to get their drink on, but they don't know you well enough to get drunk around you, so they just get their buzz on with the Smirnoff Ice.2:20Okay, now y'all already, now if you're a real nigga, I ain't gotta say.2:23The Cherry Coke, that's for the hood chicks, 'cause I got Flaming Hots, and then I hit 'em with the Cherry Coke.2:28They in. The Red Bull, that's really for me. I ain't gonna front.2:30I'll be kind of tired in the morning. Then I hit 'em with the Hawaiian Punch, the Sierra Mist, the Pepsi.2:35As you see, this shit goes all the way to the back. This ain't no front shit.2:38Exactly. I stay stocked with the shit. Arizona iced tea, really for the, for the classy bougie hood chick, you know.2:44She too good for the Cherry Coke, so she drinks the ice. Right, right, right, okay.2:48Then the Lipton, the, the green tea, man, that's for the holistic, you know, vegetarian, I don't eat meat, and I, you know, and I'm real earthy type, you know, fucking Erykah Badu chicks,3:00you know what I'm saying? And of course, niggas, for the hood chicks, bam, I got a drawer Kool-Aid, nigga.3:05What flavor you want? You know what I'm saying? I mean, damn, you know, I might go with the...3:09Yeah, I'm gonna get the blue one, 'cause that's a... Okay, then we got water again for the InShape chicks, you know what I'm saying?3:15We got the Perrier water for the fucking, you know, Sedeqi chicks, more vitamin water shit.3:20Now, hold on one more thing. If you a real nigga though, real niggas, you only got two, damn, we're throwing shit.3:27You only got two things in your shit. Sweet Baby Ray's, nigga.3:30Yeah, that shit, man, on point. And then motherfucking ranch.3:34Mm-hmm. I mean, if shit, niggas, we don't eat blue cheese. Black people don't eat blue cheese, we eat ranch.3:39And hey, look, my dad was over here the other day. He thought I was playing.3:42I can't believe it's not butter. Man, this shit, you could drink this shit, man, and it ain't butter.3:47It's like butter flavored, but it ain't butter. Shit is real fucking good, man, real talk.3:53Now, a lot of y'all saying, well, what about, you know, for the wi- hold on.3:58Get money, get paid? Okay, all right, we cool, we cool. Um, now, sometimes the women, they bring their kids over here, you know what I'm saying?4:05Be fucking me up 'cause I'm trying to hit that ass. Right, so you know what I did, nigga?4:10Bam! Hit them little niggas with a freeze pop. That's right, nigga.4:13So they, she bring a kid over here, and I said, well, you want a freeze pop, little nigga?4:17Because he just gonna cock block you anyway. Hit him with a motherfucker freeze pop, all type of flavors.4:21We've got like fucking 400 in this motherfucker, you know what I'm saying?4:24And if you like me, every once in a while you might kick it with a big girl with a pretty face, but just, just a fat girl.4:30Hit her with the pizzas, the motherfucker ice cream sandwiches.4:33I got pretzels, Eggos, you know, hell, well, look, I got even more shit for him.4:36Hold on. There you open up this. Bam! Snacks on snacks, nigga.4:414, 7, 8, 9 different flavors of cereal. We got Pop-Tarts, man.4:45We got popcorn, toffee, wheat thins. Nick, nigga, what you want?4:49I, I know I told the big girl, baby, come on, get your snack on, baby.4:52Feel comfortable. You know, you breathing heavy as hell. I know you hungry.4:56You know, 7 different flavors of chips. More got chips on. Chips in this month, I mean, damn.5:02Mm-hmm. Now, sometimes, okay, if a girl bring her kid over to your spot, you know what I'm saying, you gotta throw him off.5:10So that's why I'm gonna take y'all over here. Let me walk to the front room right quick.5:15You gotta throw that little nigga off, okay? 'Cause he, he gonna cock block you 'cause he don't want you near his mama.5:20So then you take the little 5-year-old kid, you say, look, little nigga, which one you wanna play?5:24You wanna play the PS3 or the Xbox? See, that's gonna fuck him up because he ain't used to having an option.5:30Then you let him play on the big ass screen. You see I got the PS3 on right now.5:34Mm-hmm. So, bam, again, just the bit, PS3, Xbox. Or if you don't want to do that, let him just watch cable on the cable Comcast box.5:43Let him do his motherfucking thing, you know what I'm saying?5:45And it's all good. Well, anyway, that's, that's all I really wanted to put y'all niggas on to.5:50Have your crib set up, man, to make the girl feel good, you know what I'm saying?5:54Next thing you know, she gonna be making you feel good. You niggas already know.5:58Matter of fact, let me go ahead and get my... Yeah, let me go ahead and get my th- where my Kool-Aid at?6:02Damn. Get my Kool-Aid. Oh yeah, one more thing. To the makers of Kool-Aid, would you niggas stop putting the juice all the way to the top?6:10'Cause when I twist the motherfucking cap, I, I put it, the shit explodes like a goddamn grenade.6:15Then I got blue juice all over my white carpet. Look, man, I appreciate you trying to give me as much juice for the value, but look, put the juice, look, look at this shit.6:23See, now the juice is all at the top, you see? Put the juice down here so when I open it, it don't spill everywhere, okay?6:29Trust me, I ain't gonna miss it. You know, these motherfuckers cost like 5 for a dollar, okay?6:34Thank you. Anyway, y'all know Shaw City, man. Do your thing, get your whip game proper, get your crib together, and remember,6:41get money, get paid. All right, I'm out of here.
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