Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffChum The Replacement ChildDula TVFunny videos since 200800Share1.6K views Jan 2010A mock commercial introduces Chum, a robot child for couples who cannot conceive, showing off his emotions, singing, and snap-on butler tray. Show transcript0:00Baron.0:01Unable to conceive and unhappy about it? Have we got the solution for you? Meet Chum!0:12Chum is the first fully functional robot child designed by accredited scientists for couples that can't conceive.0:19Wait, what?0:20No, no.0:20He walks. He talks.0:23I love you, mother and father.0:26He does everything a real child does.0:29Father, I need to be changed.0:33So real, so lifelike. No one will ever know he's not a real boy.0:40But Barbara, I thought you were Barron.0:43His skin, it's so soft.0:46And for added authenticity, Chum was programmed by accredited scientists to feel 12 distinct human emotions. Sadness, disappointment, anger, humiliation, misery, hatred, disgust, resentment, shame, agony, fear, and mild contentment. He laughs. He cries. He even sings. Plus, attach the easy snap-on serving tray, and Shum becomes your own personal butler. Chum is machine washable and perfect for dorm rooms. Cuddle him, snuggle him, mother him, smother him. Just hold him tight and never let him go.1:35Mother, I've had a nightmare. May I sleep with you and Father in your bed chamber?1:41With Chum in your life, every night is sure to be filled with sweet dreams.1:47Remember, Chum is no replacement for a real child. He's better.2:00Chum!