Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffChum The Replacement ChildDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Jan 2010A mock commercial introduces Chum, a robot child for couples who cannot conceive, showing off his emotions, singing, and snap-on butler tray. Show transcript0:00Baron. Unable to conceive and unhappy about it? Have we got the solution for you?0:07Meet Chum!0:12Chum is the first fully functional robot child designed by accredited scientists for couples that can't conceive.0:19Wait, what?0:20No, no.0:20He walks. He talks.0:23I love you, mother and father.0:26He does everything a real child does.0:29Father, I need to be changed.0:33So real, so lifelike.0:37No one will ever know he's not a real boy.0:40But Barbara, I thought you were Barron.0:43His skin, it's so soft.0:46And for added authenticity, Chum was programmed by accredited scientists to feel 12 distinct human emotions.0:53Sadness, disappointment, anger, humiliation, misery, hatred, disgust, resentment, shame, agony, fear, and mild contentment.1:02He laughs.1:05He cries.1:08He even sings.1:12Plus, attach the easy snap-on serving tray, and Shum becomes your own personal butler.1:21Chum is machine washable and perfect for dorm rooms. Cuddle him, snuggle him, mother him, smother him.1:29Just hold him tight and never let him go.1:35Mother, I've had a nightmare. May I sleep with you and Father in your bed chamber?1:41With Chum in your life, every night is sure to be filled with sweet dreams.1:47Remember, Chum is no replacement for a real child.1:51He's better.2:00Chum!