Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSmbc Dating SolutionsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.3K views Feb 2010On a disastrous first date, Sandy uses gadgets to catch Stan dodging questions, while they both admit their motives and fail to impress each other. Show transcript0:08Hi, I'm Stan. You must be Sandy.0:10Hi.0:12What's that?0:12It's a lie detector. I'm tired of first date stupidity. So, do you love your mother?0:17Uh, yeah. Yeah.0:20Hmm. And would you like children?0:23Uh, someday, at some point in the future, I might maybe like that.0:27And have you ever cheated on a significant other?0:29Cheating is disgusting.0:31Is that a no?0:32It's gross, just ugh, totally gross.0:37I was worried about that. This is the reframing detector. It goes off when you reframe a negative so it seems positive.0:43Does the fact that my intelligence allows me to build these machines make you feel inadequate?0:47Why would I be afraid of an intelligent woman? No, it doesn't.0:52Do you have stable employment?0:54I'm a freelancer.0:59Do you like puppies? Because I like puppies.1:02I was afraid of that too, and so I built this. This is the changing the subject detector.1:06When you change the subject, it goes off. So, do you have a larger than average penis?1:11Well, I don't want to brag, but did I mention I'm an artist?1:16All right, fine, it's above average.1:18What's average?1:20It's not the size, it's how you use it.1:23You have beautiful eyes.1:25Hey, I do have beautiful eyes. Okay, well, I have beautiful contacts.1:30These machines are not 100% accurate.1:33Sandy, we don't need these machines to be honest with each other.1:39I'm just trying to find someone to live up to my high standards, average standards.1:44True love is more important than meaningless standards.1:48Are you saying I'm not up to your standards?1:51No. Am I up to your standards?1:54I don't believe in superficial standards.1:59All right, I'm just here on the off chance I can get sex.2:04I'm just here to humiliate a man because I'm still mad at my last boyfriend.2:13You wanna go back to my place? My parents' basement. Basement I found.2:18The area under my friend's van.2:22You're not impressed, are you?2:23I could do better.
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