Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSlap Chop ManDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Dec 2008A high-energy infomercial pitches the Slap Chop, showing its host chopping vegetables, nuts, fruit, and cheese for salads, snacks, and other meals. Show transcript0:00Great mood all day because you're going to be slapping your troubles away with the slap chop.0:02Now look, here's a potato. One slap, you got big chunks for stews.0:05Two slaps, home fries in a second. And look at this, when you add a mushroom, the more you do it, the finer it gets.0:10You don't have to switch any blades. Now, you love salad, you hate making it.0:14You know you hate making salads. That's why you don't have any salad in your diet.0:17Watch this. One slap, salad. I love pizza too, but once in a while, get the veggies in.0:21At least throw it on top of the pizza. You're going to change your eating habits.0:24Soup, coleslaw, stuffing, what, 5 seconds, 4 or 5 seconds, it's done.0:28This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.0:34Add this tuna, put it here like this. Now you're going to have a nice tuna salad.0:39Look at this. You're going to have an exciting life now. Look, here's a hard-boiled egg.0:42One chop, you add the pickle, you add the green onion. And what you can do, you can mix things together.0:46You add the ham, and you're going to love this. You don't have time to make breakfast.0:51Breakfast to go. You're going to love my nuts. Watch this. Almonds, walnuts.0:55Comes with a cover, so you can do everything in the cover, all right?0:58Or you can do it on the board, whatever you'd like. So easy, one finger.1:01If I could do it with one finger, you guys can do it with your whole hand.1:03Kids can do it. You know what they charge at the ice cream stores?1:05A dollar for toppings at the ice cream stores. Add a couple cookies if you want.1:09You can make it for 10 cents. Stop throwing your money away.1:11You know, not only nuts, what about fruit? Put a mango.1:16Look at that. Isn't that beautiful on your ice cream? The reason you're gonna slap away every day is because it's so easy to clean.1:211, 2, and pops open like that, like a butterfly to clean.1:26Now, these other ones that you've seen in the stores, bacteria gets in the food.1:29All the stores have this. You can't clean it. You can't open this up.1:32It's worthless. Forget about it. Now, take the slap chop, put it back together, and you get the garlic.1:38All right, here's the garlic with the skin. There you go. These skins, the garlic.1:42You're gonna eat more garlic. The onions with the skin. All right, this is making you cry, you're making me cry.1:47All right, life's hard enough as it is. You don't want to cry anymore.1:49Put the slap chop right there, the skin's at the bottom. Hey, look, you want a little bit of onions, you don't want to drag out the food processor.1:55The skin comes right off. You see that? All right, now put a tomato in there, add your cilantro, your hot peppers right there.2:02You hit it like this. Guys, we're gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time.2:07It's very quick. It's a time saver for recipes.2:11Take it apart, washes, put it in the drawer, good to go.2:14It's easy, you just got one hand and chop.2:17Now here's the deal, when you buy the Slap Chop, we're going to give you the grady for cheese, white cheese, yellow cheese in the container, comes with a twister, and watch this, tacos,2:27fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini. Look at that, comes with two blades, just bang it, cheese comes right out, fine and coarse, parmesan comes with a cover, stays sealed.2:36Put it in the fridge, take it out when you need it, pass it around the table.2:38You're gonna love this thing. You're gonna get the Grady absolutely free.
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