Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffComfort Wipe DubDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.7K views Aug 2009A spoof infomercial pitches the Comfort Wipe, an extra-long toilet paper holder, with simple steps and bathroom accessories for easier cleanup. Show transcript0:00Wiping your ass, isn't it just disgusting? Isn't it just a hassle?0:04Isn't it just a waste of money? Well, not anymore with the Comfort Wipe.0:09That's right, it's an anal wand specifically designed to wipe your ass and get rid of the remains safely and sanitarily.0:16It's 18 inches long, and it has been anally designed for your fat ass.0:22It's easy to use, just like a shower scrubber. That's right, it's got instant tissue grip technology.0:27You press and release it, and just pinch it off.0:30Think about it. Wiping your own ass is gross and disgusting.0:34The Comfort Wipe makes it fun and easy.0:36That's right. It's a sanitary solution to wiping your ass.0:40As a big man, it is very difficult to wipe my own ass, but hey, 18 inches.0:45Don't even bother wiping your ass with your own hands anymore.0:50That's disgusting, and it's for poor people. Now is the time to use the Comfort wipe.0:55That's right, the comfort wipe. The anal wand specifically designed to wipe your ass.1:01You just clip the toilet paper on, you wipe your ass, you clip it off.1:05It's 18 inches long, and it's anally designed, so no more hurting yourself.1:09Ow! Oh no.1:12It's as easy as 1, you clip it on, 2, you wipe your ass, and 3, you throw it away.1:18There it is, the extension arm and holder, 19.99. But wait, there's a super bonus involved, the Geta Grip.1:26That's right, the Geta Grip. You're gonna get it, you're gonna grip it, you're gonna put it anywhere in your bathroom.1:31Put one in your bathtub, put one right next to the toilet. You got one hand on your Geta Grip, you got the other on your comfort wipe, wiping your ass.1:38Stop swiping your ass and start swiping your credit card.1:41Jabooty Dubs.
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