1.5K views Oct 2009
A fast-talking pitchman hawks the Turbo Snake, a drain-cleaning tool, with absurd claims and an ever-expanding package deal in this parody infomercial.
0:01 Unexpected pregnancies. Your water can break at any time, and brushing your teeth is only going to make it worse, and then those assholes are going to charge you. 0:09 So, you know what? Anthony Sullivan here, and I've got the Turbo Snake. 0:13 It's the fastest, easiest problem to unclog your drains. That's right. 0:17 Check it out. This is how it works. Just put that thing in there, give it a twirl, and the pubic hair comes out instantly, solving all your problems. 0:25 It's that simple. See, you just put it in, give it a twirl, and pull it out. 0:31 Oh yeah, there it is. See, works like a charm. See, it's the pubic hair removing fibers that get in that drain, cling onto the hair microscopically, and unclog all your problems and troubles. 0:44 Stop trying to suck it out, and stop using drain cleaning products. 0:47 What are you, a pirate? You see, the urine has nowhere to go unless you remove the hair using the Turbo Snake. 0:55 You know, being a man is hard enough, but getting the hair from my scrotum stuck in the drain, nothing's worse. 1:01 Thanks, Turbo Snake. That's right, the Turbo Snake, bound to get rid of all your problems once and for all. 1:08 So no more worrying about that, no more paying those bills, and start paying my bills. 1:14 So buy my Turbo Snake. That's right, you get a large one and a small one for any drain, just 10 dollars, and you'll get this limited edition, one of a kind bonus hook that can hang the Turbo Snake. 1:25 But wait, there's more. That's right, we're gonna double the value. 1:29 That's almost 4 of them. That's right, you're gonna get 2 large ones, 2 small ones, and 2 bonus hooks, limited edition, unstoppable value for just 10 dollars. 1:41 So you'll be unclogging those drains day in and day out. Jabuti doves. 1:47 Yeah! 1:52 Bye. 
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