1.7K views Sep 2009
A mock Colgate Wisp infomercial shows the portable toothbrush cleaning teeth and doubles as a pick, spatula, plate scrubber, mustache comb, and mouse javelin.
0:00 Hey, it's me, Darryl Aransky, for the new Colgate Wisp. Buckle up, because your mouth is about to go on a rollercoaster ride to Planet Fun. 0:08 Check this out. Take a potato, take your Wisp, watch this. Nothing happens. 0:12 You know why? The Wisp does not chop up potatoes. Here's what it does, though. 0:16 Use it like this. Use it like a toothbrush, right? Cleans your teeth, freshens your breath. 0:20 No spitting, no water. Look at this. You flip it over, and there's a pick on the end. 0:24 Get that nasty spinach out of there. It's like the future of your mouth, and it looks bright. 0:28 Wisp. Check this out. You love carving those fruity watermelon baskets. 0:31 You just wish it wasn't over so fast. You know what I mean? Carve this with your wisp pick. 0:36 This will take you like 3 days to finish it this way, OK? Life is about fun and watermelon. 0:42 Make it last. Use the wisp as a spatula for these silver dime pancakes. 0:47 When your doll babies are finished wolfing those down, you take the other side, you scrub the plates. 0:51 Look, spotless, spotless. Show it to your mom. 0:55 Oh, will you look at that? 0:57 All right, say you're giving a tiny presentation at work, right? 1:00 You can't use a regular pointer. Look at this. How ridiculous is that? 1:02 You'd be laughed out of the meeting, you're poking everybody in the eyeballs. 1:05 Use your WISP, guys. Look, point to graphs, nail the meeting, high five your boss. 1:11 Take that, recession. Use the WISP as a mustache comb. Oh, where did I get this mustache? 1:16 Who cares? Look at this, guys, it gives you a nice, neat mustache. 1:20 You look just like a New York City detective. Don't take my word for it. 1:23 Ooh, he looks just like a New York City detective. Thanks, Colgate. 1:27 Wisp. 1:28 Sometimes you'll be at your house hosting the Mouse Olympics. 1:31 The wisp is a perfect mouse high jump. Turn it over like this on the pick side, that's a mouse javelin. 1:35 Mouse. 1:36 You said you want an interdimensional gateway. Watch this. 1:43 It's me, Daryl. I'm back. That was magical. Call now, we're going to send you 2 Wisps for under 3 bucks, but that's not all. 1:51 Watch this. Turn the pack over, you get 2 more. You call in the next 5 seconds, we're going to throw in a free trip around the world. 1:58 So for under 3 bucks, you get 2 Wisps, 2 more, a free trip around the world, and crazy fresh breath. 2:04 Don't miss out. Call now to order. 2:06 Visit ColgateWisps.com to get your Colgate Wisps for under 3 bucks and order in the next 5 seconds to get your free trip around the world. 2:12 That's 2 Wists plus 2 more and a trip around the world. Visit ColgateWiz.com, ColgateWiz.com, ColgateWiz.com. 2:19 Order now. 
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