D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N. Giving birth to a baby while skydiving on Wonder Showzen.
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Are you ready, honey, to set the world record for highest skydive by a pregnant woman? I'm ready to drop, Sagittarius. Woo! This is better than sexual intercourse. With you, it is. Honey, I think I'm about to have a baby. Oh, God. What are we going to do? Help! Someone, help us. Help! Help! D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N. Well, thank God it's D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N. Okay, honey, spread your legs. This dog's going to pull the baby out. No, I do not want a vaginal birth. I told you I've always wanted to have a cesarean. There's no time, honey. I said spread those legs. No, damn it. I want a cesarean. No baby's going to stretch out my junk. I'll hold this thing inside me for another year if I have to. Are you up for it, boy? You think you can do a C-section? Roll over, honey. Roll over. D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N.'s going to make your dreams come true. Cut her open, boy. Go on, boy. Cut her good. Sure that baby right out. Oh, D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N. You're my hero. Honey, it's a little baby boy, like me. Oh, this is the happiest moment of my life. It's how I've always pictured it. Pull the cord, honey. Pull the cord. Not that cord. D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N. Don't worry, everyone. Eleanor landed on his soft spot. I think our lives are going to be pretty okay from now on. Oh, D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N. You sure look happy. Honey, don't look now. I think I'm pregnant again. Here we go again. Only this time, it's a cesarean conception. Oh, hi, Lucy. Oh, Lucy. You jackass. Next week on D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N.
