Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDogobgyn SkydiveDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share115.8K views Oct 2008D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N. Giving birth to a baby while skydiving on Wonder Showzen. Show transcript0:00Are you ready, honey, to set the world record for highest skydive by a pregnant woman?0:05I'm ready to drop, Soterius.0:10This is better than sexual intercourse.0:13With you it is. Ah, ah, ah, honey, I think I'm about to have a baby.0:19Oh God, what are we gonna do? Help! Someone help us! Help! Help!0:27D-O-G-O-B-G-Y-N.0:29Oh, thank God, it's D-O-G-O-B-G-Y-N. Okay, honey, spread your legs.0:34This dog's gonna pull the baby out.0:36No, I do not want a vaginal birth. I told you I've always wanted to have a cesarean.0:42There's no time, honey. I said spread those legs.0:44No, damn it. I want a cesarean. No baby's gonna stretch out my junk.0:49I'll hold this thing inside me for another year if I have to.0:54Are you up for it, boy? You think you can do a C-section? Roll over, honey, roll over.0:59DOGOBGYN's gonna make your dreams come true. Cut her open, boy.1:05Go on, boy. Cut her good. Chew that baby right out.1:08Oh, DOGOBGYN, you're my hero.1:14Honey, it's a little baby boy like me.1:17Oh, this is the happiest moment of my life. It's how I've always pictured it.1:22Pull the cord, honey, pull the cord! Not that cord!1:33Don't worry, everyone. Eleanor landed on his soft spot. I think our lives are going to be pretty OK from now on.1:39Oh, D-O-G-O-B-G-Y-N, you sure look happy.1:43Honey, don't look now. I think I'm pregnant again.1:49Here we go again.1:50Only this time, it's a cesarean conception.1:58Oh, hi, Lucy.2:00Oh, Lucy, you jackass.2:02Next week on DOGOBGYN.2:05Hey, kids.
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