Stephen Fry hosts a game show where contestants must avoid using dirty or suggestive words.
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DON'T BE DIRTY. Hello and welcome to Don't Be Dirty, the show that shows you don't have to be dirty. With us is Tony, three-time semi-finalist, and John, keen to be clean, who came through unexpectedly when last week's finalist, Mr. Nottingham, died in a canoe. Tony, I'd like you to start first. Would you describe for us Tony, please, the act of fellatio, that's the act Tony of fellatio, without Tony, and I'm sure you must know the rules by now, without being dirty, and the time starts 5 seconds ago. This is an act that takes place between two people, possibly of opposite sexes, but possibly not. Whereby one of the participants takes a part of the other participant's person into the place where they might more commonly keep bubblegum, say, and proceeds to masticate, and until the other participant arrives at a state of pleasurable relaxation, the second participant then gives the first participant 10 quid and goes home. Unbelievable, no one beats the big man from Hounslow. Well, John, it's up to you. Now, your topic is the preservation of hardwoods, and the time starts then. Well, this is a very necessary business operation that has to be carried out of developers are not to raise our hard wood forests. Another challenge from our reigning champion, the nature of your challenge, Tony, please. He said, he said business. You did say business, Tony, you did. A little bit dirty there, a minute away, but plenty of time to go. Operation that has to be carried out of developers are not to raise our hard wood forests. Another challenge from our reigning champion, the nature of your challenge, Tony, please. He said, he said raise. You did say raise, Tony. Raise is an anagram of arse. Raise is an anagram of arse, Tony. Tish, tish, tish. So sorry, I'm afraid we have to lose you. You were keen to be clean, but you came up against a man very much at the top of his form.
