Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDont Be DirtyDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share11.2K views Jun 2009Stephen Fry hosts a game show where contestants must avoid using dirty or suggestive words. Show transcript0:05Hello and welcome to Don't Be Dirty. A show that shows you don't have to be dirty.0:11With us is Tony, 3-time semi-finalist, and John, keen to be clean, who came through unexpectedly when last week's finalist, Mr.0:18Nottingham, died in a canoe. Tony, I'd like you to start first.0:23Would you describe for us, Tony, please, the act of fellatio, that's the act, Tony, of fellatio without, Tony, and I'm sure you must know the rules by now, without being dirty.0:33And your time starts 5 seconds ago.0:36Uh, this, uh, is an act that takes place between 2 people, uh, possibly of opposite sexes, but possibly not.0:42Careful, Tony.0:43Uh, whereby one of the participants takes apart the other participant's person into the place where they might more commonly keep bubble gum, say, and, uh, proceeds to masticate.0:52Oh, Tony, I thought you were a goner there.0:55Until the other participant arrives at a state of uh, pleasurable relaxation.0:59Uh, the second participant then gives the first participant 10 quid and goes home.1:05Unbelievable! Can no one beat this big man from Hunstanton? Well, John, it's up to you.1:11Now, your topic is the preservation of hardwoods. The time starts then.1:16Well, this is a very necessary business operation.1:20Tony's challenge?1:21He said business.1:22You did say business, John, you did. Little bit dirty there.1:25Minute away, but plenty of time to go.1:27Operation that has to be carried out if developers are not to raise our hardwood forest.1:31Another challenge from our reigning champion. The nature of your challenge, Tony, please.1:34He said, he said raise.1:35He did say raise, Tony.1:36Raise is an anagram of arse.1:37Raise is an anagram of arse, John. Tishy, tishy, tish. So sorry, I'm afraid we have to lose you.1:43You were keen to be clean, but you came up against a man very much on the top of his form.
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