1.5K views Oct 2009
A man at a urinal makes increasingly bizarre and uncomfortable small talk with another man, then gets called out for leaving without washing his hands.
Show transcript0:23 I have to go pee, so I'll be right back. 0:25 Sure. 0:25 Okay. 0:38 Hey. 0:38 Hi. 0:40 So, 0:42 things are going pretty good with you and Donna. 1:25 Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna watch some DVDs at her house later. 1:29 Oh yeah. 1:29 So. 1:30 Yeah. DVD of her vagina with 1:33 What? 1:33 I mean, your dick with 1:35 No. 1:35 her cock. Sorry. Fuck. 1:45 You ever play with your ass in the shower? 1:46 No. 1:47 It's a cool dick. 1:48 Don't. 1:50 You never dug up a body? 1:51 No. 1:52 There's no way I'm gonna shit in your mouth, girl. 1:54 Ah. 1:58 What's with GHB tasting like metal? 2:00 What? 2:01 Yeah! 2:02 My nose always smells like shit. 2:04 Don't. 2:05 Oh, brontosaurus on board. 2:06 What are you doing? 2:07 Yeah, when I was 10, I broke a retarded kid's arm. 2:11 God. 2:11 By accident. 2:15 No, you know what? It's not working. I don't think this conversation is gonna work. 2:21 Fine. 2:28 Hey! 2:29 What? 2:30 Aren't you gonna wash your hands? 2:32 Why? 2:35 I didn't poo. You don't... forget it. Ladies and gentlemen, that was Kellerissa as presented by the Musical Waste Festival. 2:43 It's fucking gross. 2:45 Stay tuned after the show for a live knife demo, also by Kellerissa, in the parking lot. 2:50 She'll be using lock blades, switch blades, butterfly knives, and daggers all night. 2:54 Be sure not to miss this wild three-penny event occurring tonight and tonight only.