1.5K views Oct 2009
A man at a urinal makes increasingly bizarre and uncomfortable small talk with another man, then gets called out for leaving without washing his hands.
Show transcript0:23 I have to go pee, so I'll be right back. 0:25 Sure. 0:25 Okay. 0:38 Hey. 0:38 Hi. 0:40 So, things are going pretty good with you and Donna. 1:25 Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna watch some DVDs at her house later. 1:29 Oh yeah. 1:29 So. 1:30 Yeah. DVD of her vagina with 1:33 What? 1:33 I mean, your dick with 1:35 No. 1:35 her cock. Sorry. Fuck. You ever play with your ass in the shower? 1:46 No. 1:47 It's a cool dick. 1:48 Don't. 1:50 You never dug up a body? 1:51 No. 1:52 There's no way I'm gonna shit in your mouth, girl. 1:54 Ah. 1:58 What's with GHB tasting like metal? 2:00 What? 2:01 Yeah! 2:02 My nose always smells like shit. 2:04 Don't. 2:05 Oh, brontosaurus on board. 2:06 What are you doing? 2:07 Yeah, when I was 10, I broke a retarded kid's arm. 2:11 God. 2:11 By accident. 2:15 No, you know what? It's not working. I don't think this conversation is gonna work. 2:21 Fine. 2:28 Hey! 2:29 What? 2:30 Aren't you gonna wash your hands? 2:32 Why? 2:35 I didn't poo. You don't... forget it. Ladies and gentlemen, that was Kellerissa as presented by the Musical Waste Festival. 2:43 It's fucking gross. 2:45 Stay tuned after the show for a live knife demo, also by Kellerissa, in the parking lot. She'll be using lock blades, switch blades, butterfly knives, and daggers all night. Be sure not to miss this wild three-penny event occurring tonight and tonight only.