1.9K views Jul 2009
Two party hosts debate inviting Shaggy and Scooby, trading odd stories about the nervous dog, his enormous sandwiches, and his supposedly talking nephew.
0:01 Oh, well, if we're having Freddie, we've got to invite Daphne and Velma as well. 0:05 Oh yeah, those three are absolutely priceless, especially when Velma does her losing her glasses routine. 0:11 Yeah, that kills me. Why doesn't she get contacts? 0:14 Oh, I think it's a lesbian thing. 0:17 Oh, I've just had a thought. 0:20 What? 0:21 Well, if we invite Freddie, Daphne and Velma, there's a chance they'll bring that other one. 0:27 Oh God, the scrawny one, the one that doesn't wash. What's his name? 0:32 Well, we don't know. I mean, he calls himself Shaggy, but I certainly don't believe that's his name. 0:37 I think it's some kind of hollow sexual boast. 0:40 I think it definitely is. He's desperately trying to present himself as some sort of stud, despite being quite ugly and incredibly cowardly. 0:49 The last time I saw him, he was literally shaking, and he spent most of the evening scampering up and down a very long corridor that happened to be there. 0:57 Well, that's certainly no way to make people have sex with you, but maybe we're being harsh on him. 1:02 I mean, he's so thin and he's always shaking. He's probably in the throes of some gritty smack battle. 1:07 Let's ask him along. 1:08 Yeah, I mean, how much harm can he do? Although. 1:13 What? 1:13 Well, there's a chance, just a small one, that he might bring his dog. 1:18 Oh, not his bloody dog. He won't bring his dog. People don't bring their dogs to parties. 1:24 Shaggy does. If anyone is going to bring a dog to anything, he is going to bring his dog to this. 1:31 He treats that dog like it's a person. It's creepy. Do you know, I think that dog must have been mistreated in the past. 1:37 It's incredibly nervous. You remember that Halloween party that Shaggy was at? 1:42 Every time a new person came in dressed as a ghost or whatever, the dog would have an absolute fit, make the most unnatural noises, and jump into Shaggy's arms. 1:52 I was convinced it was going to shit everywhere. 1:55 Yeah, well, I tell you, that's not the worst of it. Remember at Jodie's do? 1:59 You remember Jodie, her dad owns that disused fairground. Well, I was, I was just popping to the kitchen for some more ice, and who should I find but Shaggy and his dog assembling the two tallest sandwiches I have ever seen. 2:15 I know. They made one the last time they were here, but they had a freak out before they could eat it. 2:23 I think it's cruel to make a dog eat that. 2:27 I tell you what, I think Shaggy must be very bitter because he's obviously invested a lot of time in teaching that dog to talk, and it just can't. 2:34 I mean, maybe he thought he was going to get on That's Life or something, but it's just not happened. 2:38 Yes, which is a pity, really, because, of course, the dog's nephew, also a dog, a little puppy, actually talks very well. 2:47 That's, that's right. I've met that little dog, and it actually speaks very good English. 2:52 It's also quite a lot braver, if a little impetuous. 2:55 It is a bit impetuous, yes, but I think you've got to forgive that of a talking dog. 3:00 Yes, I think you do. I think you do. 
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