Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDont Jerk Off To ThisDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.8K views Dec 2009At a vacation rental, friends find a warning beside a fruit picture, then argue as one guest becomes convinced the others will ignore it. Show transcript0:02Oh, nice. This place is perfect.0:04Yeah, I found it on this website where people can list their vacation homes.0:06Hasn't let me down yet.0:08Hey guys, check this out.0:11Don't jerk off to this.0:16That's hilarious. Who would jerk off to a picture of a bowl of fruit?0:19Yeah.0:20Yeah.0:23Well, good night.0:47Oh. Hey guys.0:49Hey.0:51What's going on?0:53I was just getting a glass of water.0:56Me too.0:57Yep.0:59Water.1:01Oh, cool, they have a Brita pitcher.1:02Hey, what if the Brita pitcher had a note on it that said, don't jerk off to this?1:06That'd be crazy.1:07Yeah, who would want to jerk off to that?1:08Yeah, it doesn't even have like a, like a sexy orange in it.1:20Well, good night.1:20Good night.1:21Good night.2:04Hello, Thomas.2:06Oh, hey.2:07Hey, indeed.2:10You see, I knew you weren't strong enough.2:15Not strong enough to resist jerking off to an innocuous picture of some fruit.2:21So I had to protect you.2:25I had to protect you from yourself.2:31Am I right?2:36Now, go over there,2:39bring the picture to me,2:42and leave,2:46so I can jerk off to it.2:54Oh, you devil!2:56Don't you do this! Don't you do this!2:58Come on, man, open up. We just want to talk. We're your friends.3:02You changed the rules, Alex. A few more strokes, and there'll be no going back.3:06Put the picture down.3:08Look, this picture's tearing us apart, okay? Let's just forget it.3:13Let's just calm down and go to bed.3:19No!3:21I'm doing this for all of us.3:36Well, ain't this just the cat's ulcers? Why, you could show a photograph of any bowl of fruit to most folks, they never think to jerk off to it.3:46You boys got a lot to learn. Yes, siree, a whole big lot to learn.3:59Well, I'll be seeing you, boys.
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