Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThanksgiving CranberriesDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.3K views Nov 2009At Thanksgiving dinner, a man refuses cranberries and recalls a bizarre store encounter involving a cranberry puree, a robber, and a dog. Show transcript0:01Let's dig in. I'm hungry. See, we've got yum yums and turkey.0:06I'm gonna go with the turkey, you know that, meat eater.0:12Um.0:18My God, these cranberries are decadent. You've got to try these here.0:22No thanks. Thank you though.0:23No, come on, let me just spin you up a little bit.0:25I don't want any motherfucking cranberries! I just really don't like cranberries.0:34God, it's so fresh in my mind, it seems like yesterday. It was a balmy, cool November afternoon.0:42The lady sent me out to get cranberry puree, and I was more than happy to oblige.0:46I was just jolly as a Jeniper, but something went horribly wrong that day.0:53Something went horribly wrong.0:54Hey! What you got in that bag, man? What?0:58Just got, uh, some cranberries from the store.1:02Cranberry, you got money or something? You got like a dollar?1:04I, all I have is plastic. I bet you hear that a lot.1:07All I want is some fucking drugs. Damn it. Oh, now I have to do this.1:14What are you talking about? Don't.1:16You know what this is, man? It's a gun and a dog, and it's the best I could come up with.1:21Put the dog down.1:22Want this dog to eat it? I'll kill this fucking dog.1:26Here, it's here. You can have the cranberry sauce.1:28Get away from me!1:29All right, I don't want any trouble.1:33Happy Thanksgiving.1:35No, no, no!1:41Happy Thanksgiving.1:42Happy Thanksgiving!