Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffPurple DrinkDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Oct 2008A stand-up comedian compares grape juice with sugary grape drink, joking about grocery-store habits and kids choosing the purple stuff over Sunny D. Show transcript0:00Nobody knows what white people eat. You've been very good at keeping that shit a secret amongst yourselves.0:07I study white people. You don't know that. I'm writing a paper on you.0:12Not even for school, nigga, just to do it, just to get, I'm doing this independent research.0:16I'm spending my money. That's why I'm working so hard.0:20I follow you around grocery stores. They freak out. I just try to peek in the cart.0:24They always see me. Get away from my cart, nigga. What are you looking at?0:29Chicken and giblets are over there. You must be lost. These are vegetables.0:41I know what you drink. See how quiet it got?0:46Grape juice. Surprise, motherfuckers, you didn't know I knew about grape juice, did you?0:51Oh, don't play dumb with me. Look at what was... A lot of black people don't have the privilege of knowing about grape juice because they have grape drink.1:01It's not the same formula that you get.1:05Ain't no vitamins in that shit.1:08You might have one of your black friends over, Todd. Todd, would you care for a glass of grape juice?1:14What? Nigga, what the fuck is juice?1:19I want some grape drink, baby.1:23Mm, it's purple.1:27I don't think I know what a grape drink is. What? I have some apple juice if you want.1:32What the fuck is juice?1:35I want some apple drink.1:39It's green.1:47Remember that commercial for Sunny Delight when all the kids run in from outside playing, and they all run to the fridge.1:53All right, I got some purple stuff, some Sunny D. As soon as you say Sunny D, all the kids go, yeah!2:01Watch the black kid in the back. If you ever see that commercial again, look at that black kid, he'd be like, I want that purple stuff.2:09That's- that's drink, nigga, that is drink.2:13They want...2:16they want drink.2:18Want all them vitamins, nigga, I want drink. Sugar, water, purple.2:25That's the ingredients, sugar, water,2:28and of course, purple.
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