Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDrugs Delaney LetterDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.4K views Apr 2010A school administrator reads a student's bizarre letter describing drug use and school antics, then warns him that the academy will be watching. Show transcript0:00Do you have a friend called Drugs?0:04Drugs Delaney?0:07How many individuals named Drugs could you possibly associate with?0:12Just one.0:14Yesterday we received a, uh, a letter addressed simply to Cornwall Academy, Cornwall, Connecticut.0:22So naturally we, uh, we opened it and read it, and... that you might want to sit down.0:31It begins. Greetings, Dump. What's happening?0:38I got your letter today.0:41Cornhole Academy.0:45Sounds like it really sucks the big one.0:48I can't believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke.0:54You should tell that piece of shit thunder turd to shove it.0:59You didn't want to go there in the first place. He'd shit, man.1:04Today, you should have seen me and Mousey today at school today.1:10We got cocked on a pint of blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus.1:16We were fucked. This teacher, Mr. Rivera, goes,1:21What's wrong with you, the lady? I go, I'm totally fucked, man.1:28Everybody laughed like a bastard.1:32Oh man, you should, you should see the song I'm listening to, man.1:36It's called Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend. I think it's by a group called...1:47This is a couple of hours later.1:50Another one.1:52Must have nodded out, man.1:56I gotta go 'cause I probably definitely gonna nod out again.1:59You want me to send you some squeef,2:02or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught. Cocked in Rhode Island.2:10Drugs.2:14P.S.2:16Oh yes, there's a, uh, postscript you might be interested in.2:20Mousey says he stink fingered Bunny Cody.2:26As you might imagine, Mr. Dunphy, this is, uh, this is, this is fairly incriminating, and, um, technically you have not breached any of Cornwall Academy's rules, but you can bet your bottom dollar,2:38mister. We're going to be keeping an eye on you.
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