Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffEddie Murphy Talks About ItaliansDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.9K views Oct 2009Eddie Murphy riffs on Italians leaving Rocky screenings full of confidence, then acts out a small fan picking a fight over candy at a theater. Show transcript0:05I was in the club, man. I, I stopped, I ain't dancing alone because I just got, had a fight recently, and I said I ain't dancing.0:11I went to clubs. You get in a lot, people get drunk, go to clubs and start fighting.0:14I had a fight with an Italian dude right after around time Rocky came out.0:18Italian, white people, period, y'all go crazy after y'all see a Rocky movie because y'all believe that shit.0:24Because the movies are so emotional and so real, you sit there and go like, hey, this is real.0:29Yeah, and Stallone have y'all white people pumped, especially Italians.0:32If the Italians see Rocky, they come out the movie theater, they'd be like, Italians are funny people because they act like niggas.0:37It's real funny. They do. They hold their dick more than us.0:40They be standing around like, get the fuck out of here.0:49It's right here, all right?0:51What? Hey, fuck you, all right? Everything is a question. Hey, what am I, an asshole?0:57What am I, a fucking jerk? Get the fuck out of here. It's right here, all right?1:11After they see Rocky, they come out the theater charged. They be like, all right, Rocco!1:26Rocco!1:28Go up, people standing on line and shit. Hey, Paijan, you going in to see Rocky right now?1:32Yeah.1:33Great fucking move.1:38It's great.1:41You don't like this way. He comes out, slide comes out, he breaks his big fucking nigga's face, he busts it fucking wide open.1:47Fucking Moonia laying on the floor, fucked up.1:52It's fucking great. I fucking love it, man. All right, Rocco!1:57Hey, you know something, at the end of this picture now, just between you and I, I don't want to ruin the surprise, but Sly wins this one again.2:03You know, so you know what I like about Stallone's movies? The realism, you know, because you know that's the way you got to fucking treat those fucking movies.2:09They think that they can fucking push you around. There's your big hot shot.2:11Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of my face with that shit.2:16That's what I like about Sly. He goes in, and the mulies are beating him, and he fucking, he don't fucking go down.2:20He's not fucking going down. He comes in, he cracks the fucking mulie's hole like this.2:23He falls on the ground. That's what I, you know something? You can really do that.2:26You can really fucking do that. You see that fucking big muling y'all standing over there?2:30You see that black guy over there at the line getting some candy?2:33Yeah, all right, now he's about 6'5". I'm 5'2".2:37I ain't no big guy, right? But I'm Italian. Watch this. You watch this, all right?2:48Hey, excuse me, brother.2:52Hey, let me have a box of juicy fruits and, uh, let me have some bonbons.2:57I think I have some bonbons there, and, uh, let me have some uh, junior mints and uh, give me another box of juicy fruits and the, the nigga's gonna pay for it.3:11Excuse me?3:17You heard what I said, Mooley, pay for my fucking candy. Candy.3:26Or I'll kick your ass.3:30Oh, you just saw Rocky.3:34Look, little Italian white man.3:37I enjoy Sylvester Stallone's movies too, but I'm getting waiting to get some candy.3:40I'm gonna go see a movie with my friend. Why don't you just go hop in your IROC Z28 and take your ass home?3:49I'll kick your fucking ass! Didn't they hear that Rocky music?3:54Hour later? Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo! He's not gonna make it.3:59The big nigga named Abdullah's hand wrapped around his throat.4:02And a box of Juji fruits rammed up his ass. He's not gonna make it.4:06He's fucked up.
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