1.7K views May 2009
Two men sing a comic song about Facebook, joking about online profiles, friends, status updates, and being so hooked they carry a printed profile around.
0:00 I wouldn't call myself a social butterfly, and there's not much that separates me from the other guy. 0:14 But when I log in, I begin to 0:22 live. 0:31 There's an online world where I am king of a little website dedicated to me, with pictures of me and a list of my friends and an unofficial record of the groups that I'm in. 0:45 Before the internet, friendship was so tough, you actually had to be in people's presence and stuff. 0:51 Who would have thought that with a point and a click, I would know that Hope Floats is your favorite flick. 0:59 Harry Conning Jr. 1:01 Facebook. 1:01 Facebook. I'm hooked on Facebook. 1:08 I used to meet girls hanging out at the mall, but now I just wait for them to write on my wall. 1:14 Take a look. You're hooked on Facebook. Hey, it says that Link's status has changed. 1:21 He's playing the recorder. Hmm. 1:36 How do you know this person? Did you hook up with this person? 1:43 Do you need to request confirmation? Or did you just think they looked cute in their picture on Facebook? 1:53 If the internet crashed all across the land, or my Facebook account was deleted by the man, I carry around a picture of my face and a summary of me typed out on a page. 2:10 Facebook. 2:11 Facebook. 2:13 I'm hooked on Facebook. It's more than a want, it's more than a need. 2:20 I'd shrivel up and die without my many feet. Take a look. 2:24 You're hooked on Facebook. Facebook, Facebook, Facebook. 2:29 Take a look. On. 2:30 Look 2:34 on Facebook, book, book, book, book. 
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