Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffGay AnimalsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.2K views Jan 2009A comedian presents illustrations from a book about same-sex behavior in animals, joking about the drawings and whether they prove anything. Show transcript0:00Never find a gay spider, would you? You know what animals, do you know that animals are gay?0:05I've, yeah, I've researched this show, um, uh, homosexuality occurs in the animal kingdom as well as, uh, human society, and this is, I swear, this is an absolutely real book.0:16It's, uh, Biological Exuberance, Animal Homosexuality, and Natural Diversity by Bruce Bagamill, um, and it explains the, the whole, the whole theory, um, I just want to read it.0:28Uh, there's reviews here. The evidence is compelling, and it seems there is virtually no species which does not have its gay communities.0:34And there's illustrations by, uh, John, uh, Megahan, and, uh, I want to show you some of those because they're, uh, quite incredible.0:41Um, can we have the first slide, please? Right, I want you to...0:47Right, I have not faked this, okay? This is absolutely real, I swear.0:56Two male stump-tailed macaques1:01in mutual fellatio. I don't know why they're doing that.1:07I don't know what's in it for them. I can't.1:10Can I have the next slide, please?1:13A male squirrel monkey, right, performing a genital display towards another male.1:18So it, this one, he's going, what do you think of that?1:24And that one's going, what?1:28Lick it.1:30Why?1:33Because we're gay, I'm not. We fucking are.1:38Look, he's getting, getting his leg up to get more point.1:41Get the fucking leg out.1:48Can I have the next one, please? Oh, that's a good one. Um, two forms of copulation between boaters, they're a type of dolphin.1:56Genital slit or anal penetration above, and blowhole penetration.2:03Oh yes.2:13He...2:17is fucking him...2:19in the head. What?2:27Do you see what I mean now about the bits David Attenborough left out?2:30Uh, uh.2:34Look at, look at that one on the bottom's face.2:45Oh.2:47Uh, we, we, we couldn't do it up the arse like them, could we?2:52No.2:54It's in the head or nothing.2:59I love you, Dave, but I can't breathe.3:07Ah, next slide, please. All right, this to show that it's not all male homosexuality in Anna.3:13We don't know. These are, these are a female Olympic marmot mounting another female.3:19I, I cannot see what either of them are getting out of this, unless the one on top is wearing a strap-on dildo.3:27I...3:30There's, there's nothing going on. There's no, there's no express- I c- there's nothing.3:38All right?3:44Anything? Not really.3:48Do you want to swap? Yep.3:51Better?3:51About the same. It's just nothing going on.3:56Oh, last one. Can I have one more? Oh God, okay.4:02Courtship, I swear this is real, I swear.4:12Courtship and sexual activity between female long-eared hedgehogs.4:18Oh.4:21Sliding above and cunnilingus below.4:31Lezogs.4:39Well, there it is. I- I will say one thing about these. They're not photographs.4:50That's not proof, is it? That- someone just drew them.4:57He must have gone to a publisher and went written a brilliant book.5:00All animals are gay. They're what?5:06Animals are as bent as a name Bob Newt.5:11Wow, that's amazing. You got pictures? Yeah.5:22Brilliant. Can I see them?5:25Tomorrow? Tomorrow.5:32It's not proof, is it? A photograph's proof. Have we got a photo of the author?5:36Is that proof?5:40Those little stump-tailed macaques are probably getting beaten up in the jungle.5:43They're going, that's not us. Anyone can draw that. I hope they got their own back.5:50I think they did. Can we see the next slide, please?6:04I drew that.6:06And I'm pretty sure that never happened.6:11Connoisseurs among you will have already noticed the reach around.6:21There you go, that is a real book. Can we show the front cover?6:24It's a, it's a, it's a real book. I mean, he only chose that because it looks a bit like Julie and Clary, didn't it?
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